Thursday Morning - Announcements

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The first thing on the PA system this morning wasn't Hawkeye's voice.

"Bluuuuuue moooooon I saw you staaanding alooooone..."

As the microphone is yanked away, a screeching feedback echoes through the speakers around the school for a moment. This time it was Hawkeye. "Good morning oh favorite students of mine. This is Hawkeye speaking."

The unusual singing started again. "Without a dream in your heeeeeeaaaart, without a love of your oooooown..."

"I thought I'd have something witty to say, but nothing beats singing appliances. Yes, electrical items around the school are randomly singing. I've heard everything from Sinatra to opera to that milkshake song, so keep your ears out and, ah, try not to encourage them or they'll ask for tips."

"BLUUUUUUE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

"Give it back!"

Cue thumping, wrestling sounds and more feedback before the microphone cut out.