ext_150768 ([identity profile] principalconnor.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-09-07 09:53 am
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Welcome to the first day of classes at Fandom High

Welcome, students and faculty, to the first day of classes at Fandom High. As of this post, enrollment is now CLOSED. (OOC: Thank GOD. I's tired, y'all.)

Students, please remember that you must post at least once a week in each class you plan to take and join at least one extracurricular group to stay enrolled at Fandom High. Not joining any exracurricular activities is punishable by one weekend a month in detention (although if you're willing to take the detention instead of the extracurricular activity, you'll still be allowed to stay enrolled at Fandom High). However, since this is the first week of school, our first detention will not take place until next weekend to give students time to properly fear the contents of the detention room.

Also, a major announcement -- we currently have no history teacher, as our previous history teacher has been unable to teach this year. If there is anybody willing to come forward and teach the history courses, I would be most grateful. (OOC: Please don't make Sarah teach them. She'll come in every day and tell the students exactly how they're all going to die screaming from radiation burns.)

I'll post the study hall momentarily, but good luck to all this coming school year.

Especially since if I catch any of you little bastards running in the hall, I'll shoot you in the kneecaps.

*pulls up a chair in the main hall, loads up a handgun and watches all of you with narrowed eyes*

EDIT: Oh, and please double-check the student and teacher rosters to make sure I've added your name, and correctly at that.

[identity profile] prof-methos.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Poopers. I was carefully positioning myself so that if the history teacher disappeared (not that *I* had anything to do with it) Methos could take over.

Curses. Foiled again. :)