Health Class, Friday, 11/10

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Elliot waited until the class was assembled before she began speaking.

"OKay, guys, your midterm projects are due today -- a two-minute health PSA on the topic of your choice in the medium of your choice, as you know because I mentioned it last time we met and I'm pretty sure none of you are deaf or totally hate me. Yet."

"Wow me."

"I'll ask each of you questions after your presentations are done."

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Re: Presentations/Q&A, health, 11/10

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Jamie pulls out a frying pan and an egg.

He points to the egg. "This is your brain."

Jamie places the egg down on the table and smashes it with the frying pan sending yolk everywhere. "This is your brain on drugs."

He then pulls out a hot dog. "This is your penis."

Jamie then smashes the hot dog with the frying pan. "This is your penis after unprotected sex."

Jamie then pulls out a hot dog with a condom on it. "This is your penis prepared to have protected sex."

Jamie smashes it with a frying pan. "This is what happens when your girlfriend finds out you've had unprotected sex with another person."

Jamie the pulls out two dozen eggs and carefully arranges them on the table. He then goes nuts with the frying pan making a huge mess.

"That was a Dave Matthews concert. Any questions?"