Cookery course is open again.

[isnotimportant.livejournal.com]

Slartibartfast goes into his classroom, takes a briefcase out of his locker, and places it carefully in the middle of the floor. He cautiously leans forward and, with the tip of one finger, flips the catch open, and leaps backwards through the door into the corridor.

Inside the room, the vast kitchen unfolds itself without a sound. Slartibartfast peers in. Everything is in order.

Okay, the cookery lab is now open for the next three days or so. I'll be around intermittently with advice and help, but if I'm not about please feel free to come in, attempt some cookery, and help out your fellow cooks.

It's open for students, teachers and other staff, without a requirement to have previously registered.

Please remember what I said before: Anyone seen attempting to cook or eat one of the other students or staff will be given an instant detention.

Also bear in mind that my colleagues principalconnor and jerusalem_s have had a few things to say about weapons, and I'm sure the two of them will take a dim view of things if any of these knives find their way out of my classroom. As indeed will I.

I'm sure I can trust you all to behave if I'm not here. Enjoy your cooking.

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[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

If you mean the round thing that made a bid for freedom, it's under the edge of the counter.

[isnotimportant.livejournal.com]

*looks* Oh yes. Thank you.

He retrieves the onion and dices it finely, and proceeds to assemble a sandwich.

I see you've managed to cut stuff up without injury this time round.

*glances at ceiling*

And nothing exploded. Excellent.

He joins the student at the table

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Like I said, professor, start small.

Maybe next time I'll try something that requires heat.

[isnotimportant.livejournal.com]

That'll be good. We're still open here tomorrow, if you want to have a go.