Monday Morning - Announcements

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"Good morning Fandom! This is your Vice Principal and Principal of Vices Hawkeye Pierce with the daily notices.

First of all, there's been an incident on the sixth floor. There's some damage up there, so please keep out while we make sure it's safe. The roof and fifth floor are still as safe as they'll ever be.

The lunch special today is probably not for human consumption, so the school nurse will have indigestion pills available all afternoon.

And a final note, there have been sightings of animate balloon animals around the island. Rumor has it they have political agendas. We're not entirely sure what they're trying to get you to vote for, but be sure to ignore their propoganda and report any incidents to your Congressman.

Have a hyperactive and hygienic day."


[OOC: Thanks to willbedone for the idea.]

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