Detention: [10/28]

[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

As the students enter into the Dangershop, they'll see that it has been transformed into what appears to be a New York City police Station.

Lorne grinned at the students and shut the door just as a disembodied voice announced:

"In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories."

Then there is a noise that's best described as:

DOINK-DOINK

Lorne smiled a toothy grin. "Congratulations kids. You're under arrest."

He has a warrant for each student listed:
Jack Harkness
Zuko
Teddy Altman
Sam Winchester

[ooc: Wait for the OCD is up! You are now part of an "episode" of "Crime and Justice". Start off in the interview thread and I'll lead you through the "episode". ]

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Interview room

[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

You are brought into a small room with a table and chairs and a mirror on the window.

"Well. Well. Well," said a older looking officer. "Let's start off with a simple question. Do you know why you are here?"

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[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

Simple? Nothing's simple when you're a firebending prince.

"Because you brought me here."

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[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

"Oh look Benny! We've got ourselves a smart ass," The younger detective said rolling his eyes. "Want to try again, smart guy?"

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[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

"No."

Yep, this was going marvelous.

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[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

"Look kid. You know what happens to pretty boys like you in Riker's? Prison isn't a happy place for a growing boy like you."

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[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

Zuko had no clue what Riker's was, but he wasn't a fan of cells either. "I didn't do anything. They drew my name in a lottery, alright?"

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[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

"Lottery is right, pal," the detective said throwing down an evidence bag in front of Zuko. "Counterfeit lottery tickets. Every one's a winner. So you want to tell me where you got these tickets? Or do you just want to continue jerking my chain?"

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[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

Jack glanced at the mirror, grinned, and took a seat. "Because you wanted the pleasure of my company?" he suggested, smiling his most charming smile.

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[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. Let me break out the tea and crumpets," the detective said rolling his eyes. "C'mon pal. You know why you're here. Why don't you tell us what you did so we can do our job."

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[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

"Hey, you arrested me - what do you think I did?" Like he was going to admit to anything until he knew what they knew.

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[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

The detective pulled out a very thick folder. "Well we got a real smorgasboard here. Resisting authority. Unlicensed use of a bus through the blood stream. Stealing a doctor's severed hand. Any of this sound familiar?"

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[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

*dies* "It might. If you had something besides that," he smirked and pointed his chin at the folder, "to back your charges. Just because you write it down, doesn't mean I actually did it."

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[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

"We've got sworn testimony from a D. Vader and a video recording of some bozo singing '100 bottles of beer on the wall' while in your blood vessel. What else do we need punk?"

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[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

Teddy nodded and grinned because detentions here were surprisingly fun.

"I won the lottery."

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[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

"And you think that's funny?" one of the detectives said sternly before tossing an evidence bag onto the table filled with lottery tickets. "The entire town is in an uproar over these counterfeit tickets."

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[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

Teddy mentally labeled the angry ticket throwing detective 'Detective Bad-Cop-Stereotype'. "I've never counterfeited any lottery tickets."

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[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

"Sure. You just won because of your easy going nature and natural luck," the other detective said sarcastically. "Spill it Teddy. Where'd you get the tickets."

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[notthehulk.livejournal.com]

Teddy was actually used to working with the N.Y.P.D. back at home, well used to throwing criminals at them and running at least. And he watched Crime & Justice on a regular basis too. So he felt pretty confident about knowing all about the legal system.

"Shouldn't I have a lawyer or something?"

Ooo! Maybe he could get She-Hulk to be his attorney!

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[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

Would actually love to have She-hulk show up

"Lawyer can't help you here Teddy bear," The other detective replied. "But if you're willing to help us out maybe we can cut a deal."

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[likethegun]

"I'm not supposed to be here," Sam replied. "I didn't do anything wrong."

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[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. Sure," said one of the detectives. "You're pure as the driven snow."

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[likethegun]

"In this rare instance, I actually am," Sam said defensively. "I got chosen by the lottery to be here. I haven't actually done anything wrong."

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[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

"Uh-huh. Sure. A lottery winner," the detective said tossing an evidence bag full of lottery tickets on the table. "Of a fake lottery of course."

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[likethegun]

Sam squirmed a little in his seat. "I don't know if it's a real lottery or not. I just heard my name in the announcements. It's not like I rigged something to end up here."

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[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

The dectective slammed his fist on the table. "Look! Quit trying to mess with us punk! We got enough evidence on you to put you a way for a long time. You want to find out what happens to pretty boys like you in prison?"