Friday Assembly/Recital

[karaoke-lizard.livejournal.com]

The auditorium stage has been transformed into a series of moving sets and curtains. After the students and faculty take their seats Lorne steps out and waves to the crowd. "Hey all you groovy cats and kittens out there! Thanks for coming today! All my music students are very excited to perform for you today and can't wait to get things started. So without any more delay? Let's light this firecracker!"

[ooc: Wait for the OCD is up!]

Comments

Re: Peter Griffin

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter got up on stage wearing tight, tight leather pants and a puffy white shirt. He looked kind of like a pirate who was into S&M. Then the music started. Peter began to sing in what can be described as a man trying to sing like a woman who was trying to sing like man who was being tortured.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Peter began to shake his huge ass to the music.

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time

Peter ran his hands over his stomach in a way he considered sexy. It came off as someone who was trying to rub ketchup off their shirt.

La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

He turned around and gave the audience a full view of his rump shaking technique.

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent

And now it was time for the big finish! To the untrained eye his shirt was just a shirt but it wasn't just a shirt. Yes folks, it was stripper clothing (which Peter found quite comfortable. He might consider wearing it full time). He ripped off his shirt and began to shake what his Momma and about 300 Big Macs gave him.

If people in the front row get nauseous easily they might want to look away.

Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

He bowed down after the song was over, ready to soak in the applause.

Re: Peter Griffin

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Someone was going to need to hit Luke to get him to start blinking again.

Re: Peter Griffin

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter's eyes bugged out of his head. And he tried very, very hard to forget Grease weekend.

Re: Peter Griffin

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky had to smother himself to stop laughing throughout, but at the end, he gave a standing ovation. "BRAVO! BRAVO!"