Science! (Thursday, Period 7)

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Ms Frizzle was chatting quietly - for her, anyways - with Jack Harkness to the side of the bus as she waited for all three classes to arrive. When they had, she turned to face them with a broad smile, her blood-cell-patterned skirts swishing around her for a moment before settling. "Good afternoon, students! Everyone ready for our biology field trip?" Without waiting for an answer, she forged ahead. "Class, please welcome Dr. Reid's Biology and Health classes, who will be joining us today! And Jack Harkness, who is going to give us a bit of a hand." She turned to him, her bacteriophage-shaped earrings starting to glow. "Now, just stand there with your mouth open. Everyone else, to the bus!"

[[Sorry it's late. And kinda lame. I just . . . yeah. Bad times. OCD on the way. Elliot-mun, feel free to jump in and answer questions as I'll be out of commission for a chunk of the day. Jack modded with permission.

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Everyone to the bus!

[getfrizzled.livejournal.com]

Collapsey and under the proper thread, everyone will find a seat perfectly suited to themselves.

Science!

[getfrizzled.livejournal.com]

No one better take Chad's seat.

Biology

[getfrizzled.livejournal.com]

The anatomy museum this ain't.

Health

[getfrizzled.livejournal.com]

Anyone going to be sick?

The stomach!

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The bus, in a move that should be starting to become very familiar to her students, jumped into the air, spun around a few times, and parked for a moment on Jack's tongue. The headlights switched on and the bus trundled forward. "Hang on, children," Ms Frizzle said calmly as they passed the epiglottis and abruptly began travelling directly downwards. "We are now in the esophagus," she announced, "The first stop of the gastrointenstinal tract (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastrointestinal_tract)." She began pointing out various features and functions as they travelled downwards, eventually reaching the stomach. The bus didn't seem too fazed as it began to resemble more of a submarine. "And here we are in the stomach," Ms Frizzle said, still looking completely unconcerned. She continued to lecture, until she reached the bit about digestion.

Re: The stomach!

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

This was... actually kind of gross, Molly decided. She really had no desire to see Jack's lunch this way.

Re: The stomach!

[justmisplaced.livejournal.com]

Shawn is gawking out a window, somewhere in the vicinity of grossed out. Being inside someone, both facinating and yet totally disgusting at the same time.

Re: The stomach!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Take one down! Pass it around..."

Re: The stomach!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi is appalled that Jack's diet has a dirth of pickled items.

Re: The stomach!

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Willow looked as though she couldn't take notes fast enough.

Re: The stomach!

[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

Naomi just stared out the window amazed.

Re: The stomach!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Note to self, get Jack more ice cream," Parker muttered under her breath.

Re: The stomach!

[absolutesnark]

"Ew!" Summer said as she stared out the window.

Re: The stomach!

[fates_jaye]

Jaye's just going to close her eyes, because there is such a thing as seeing too much of a person. And she'd like to be able to look at Jack again later.

Re: The stomach!

[can_be_more]

Aeryn shakes her head a little, but strangely enough? She's kind of at home around random bodily fluids for some reason. Thank you, canon.

Re: The stomach!

[notawitch.livejournal.com]

Will felt vaguely nauseous looking at the inside of the stomach. All those juices breaking things down was way more disgusting when seen up close.

Re: The stomach!

[greenmagebriar.livejournal.com]

Briar was gawking. A lot.

The blood!

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"Whoops, I don't think we want our field trip to end quite this way," she said as they were swept into the large intestine. "Time for a change of location." She hit a button on the dashboard and the bus shrank even further, squeezing through a small pore in the wall. Students will notice the diving gear, complete with flippers, that they are all now wearing. "We have now entered the blood stream (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circulatory_system). Everyone out."

Ms Frizzle continued speaking as they swam through the circulatory system and explored the heart, but let the students draw most of their own conclusions.

Re: The blood!

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Isabel's thought process has expanded from what the hell? to
What the hell? We're inside Jack? She looked out the window and blinked a lot.

Re: The blood!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"72 Bottles of beer on the wall! 72 Bottles of beeeeeeeeeeer!"

Re: The blood!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi got her helmet on and raised a hand.

"Miss Frizzle? How does this all relate to metabolism?"

Re: The blood!

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Willow wondered if blood cells were ticklish.

Not that she was going to tickle them to find out since for all she knew that would end up killing Jack. But this did make her move with caution.

The lungs!

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Ms Frizzle hopped off a speeding bloodcell as it was oxygenated and back onto the bus, which swiftly collected everyone else. "Here we are, class, in the lungs." And thus began the short talk on the respiratory system (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Respiratory_system).

Re: The lungs!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"You take one down! Pass it around! 63 Bottles of beer on the wall!"

Home!

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When they had explored the lungs, Liz leaned up and tugged on Ms Frizzle's arm, gesturing for a moment. "Oh no! Looks like we're almost out of time. Alright, children. Hold on. Although usually matter moves downwards through the esophagus and windpipe unless something is wrong, we're going to have to." So up they went. And the bus probably felt pretty ticklish as it made its way up and up until -

"ACHOO!"

Jack sneezed out a full-sized schoolbus full of people.

Re: Home!

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie only got to 32 bottles of beer. He seems a little disappointed.

OOC

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*ded*

Re: OOC

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

*mourns*