Health, Period 2, 10/20

[blonde-doctor.livejournal.com]

Elliot was blushing as class begins, and it only got worse as she keeps talking.

"Um ... hi. Today is the first day of our reproductive health unit.

"Let me go over some announcements first. Next week, no class, field trip with Ms. Frizzle Thursday instead. Week after that, no class, because you're on break and I'm going home to be in a wedding. But on November 10, your midterm projects are due. Write a two-minute PSA on the health issue of your choice and present it in class. Be creative -- it can be a video, a skit, a song ... puppets ... macrame ... noodle sculpture ... whatever.

"Oh, and tomorrow I'm having an open office for your parents, and I would love to meet any of them.

"That's the end of our announcements, so let me show you- " she gestured to two large posters of outlined bodies with brightly colored innards - "the human male and female ... private areas. The ... bajangos and schwing-schwongs and assorted ... thingamajigs. Um ... you guys know what I mean."

She passed out a handout and stammered through a passable lecture on both reproductive systems, though she avoided saying clinical anatomical words as much as is possible, instead pointing to areas on the posters. When she'= was done, she smiled, flustered.

"Any questions? Or you could leave early and enjoy your weekends." It was clear she hoped people will take the second option though the mun would love to torture her a little more.

Comments

Sign in, Health, 10/20

[blonde-doctor.livejournal.com]

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Re: Sign in, Health, 10/20

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie Madrox

Re: Sign in, Health, 10/20

[justmisplaced.livejournal.com]

Shawn Farrell.

Re: Sign in, Health, 10/20

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Setsuna Sakurazaki

Class Stuff, Health, 10/20

[blonde-doctor.livejournal.com]

Boggle at Elliot, pass notes, or ask questions. Lots of detailed questions.

Re: Class Stuff, Health, 10/20

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Dr. Reid? How exactly to the Bajangos work with the schwing-schwongs?"

Re: Class Stuff, Health, 10/20

[blonde-doctor.livejournal.com]

Gulp

"When two people care about each other or are really really drunk and are ... much, much older than any of you, seriously, and the two people lie really close together, the male parts and the female parts can ... interlock."

"Does that alswer your question?"

Re: Class Stuff, Health, 10/20

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie appears to be taking copious notes. Really he's detailing the color of red on Elliot's face.

"What about foreplay? Is that a required part of the process?"

Re: Class Stuff, Health, 10/20

[justmisplaced.livejournal.com]

Shawn is just sitting back and watching the flailing teacher, kinda amused. It's keeping his mind off the suddenly imminent weekend for the moment at least.

"Can we use the term 'bajango' in the mid-term, or would it be better to be a little more technical?"

Re: Class Stuff, Health, 10/20

[blonde-doctor.livejournal.com]

"I would prefer you use the v-words, but if you want to write bajango, I won't hold it against you."

Elliot realized how that phrasing might sound. Oops.

Re: Class Stuff, Health, 10/20

[justmisplaced.livejournal.com]

Being a guy, Shawn of course notices that. He can't help himself, and presses his lips together to supress his grin. "Right, good to know."

Re: Class Stuff, Health, 10/20

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Surprisingly, very little blushing from Setsuna. In a classroom setting, she could certainly be very serious and matter-of-fact about such things. It also probably helped that this section was her whole reason for taking the class in the first place. It was a very important matter.

She raised her hand after scanning the handout, not surprised to find the information she was looking for. But she figured, a Fandom teacher should certainly know.

"Dr. Reid, are demon reproductive organs the same and-or similiar to human reproductive organs? I am aware that they are compatable, but I was wondering if they were at all the same..."

Re: Class Stuff, Health, 10/20

[blonde-doctor.livejournal.com]

Elliot was glad to be back on relatively safer ground. "I haven't ever dissected a demon so I'm really not sure? But there are some weird demon medical books at the clinic and everything looks basically the same. I think."

[OOC: Let me know if that's not the answer you need, as I've no clue.]

Re: Class Stuff, Health, 10/20

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Setsuna nodded thoughtfully. "I see. Thank you, Dr. Reid."

The whole thought of dissecting a demon the next time she was out on the feild was sounding just a tad too appealing. But it was for medical research, dammit.


[[haha, no, that's fine ^_^]]

Re: Class Stuff, Health, 10/20

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy was possibly as red as Elliot. Well, maybe not quite that red.

Re: Class Stuff, Health, 10/20

[girlsnamehere.livejournal.com]

JD raised his hand, inspired by one of Jaime's questions.

Re: Class Stuff, Health, 10/20

[blonde-doctor.livejournal.com]

"Mr. Dorian, yes," Elliot said, trying very hard to dissociate herself from the whole I'm-going-to-see-him-naked-in-12-years thing.

Which lead to the he's-going-to-see-me-naked-in-12-years thing.

This was weird.

Re: Class Stuff, Health, 10/20

[girlsnamehere.livejournal.com]

"So... what drives people to participate in the.... interlocking... thing. You know, so the species doesn't die out."

Bow chickawowow. JDs head started to bob a little bit while he waited for an answer.

Re: Class Stuff, Health, 10/20

[absolutesnark]

Summer shook her head in amusement. She thought about asking a question, but Elliot seemed to be flailing enough already.

OOC, Health, 10/20

[blonde-doctor.livejournal.com]

Canon made me do it!

Re: OOC, Health, 10/20

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Puppets? *evil laugh*

Re: OOC, Health, 10/20

[blonde-doctor.livejournal.com]

...possibly even badger puppets?

Re: OOC, Health, 10/20

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

*is too busy making Elliot and JD puppets to comment*

Re: OOC, Health, 10/20

[untouchableskin.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that I think it would be hysterical for Jamie to ask Elliot how to manage such activities when you can't have skin to skin contact with your girlfriend?

Re: OOC, Health, 10/20

[blonde-doctor.livejournal.com]

The wrong thing is that you think you need to encourage him. *g*