fandomhigh | Health, Period 2, 10/20

Elliot was blushing as class begins, and it only got worse as she keeps talking.

"Um ... hi. Today is the first day of our reproductive health unit.

"Let me go over some announcements first. Next week, no class, field trip with Ms. Frizzle Thursday instead. Week after that, no class, because you're on break and I'm going home to be in a wedding. But on November 10, your midterm projects are due. Write a two-minute PSA on the health issue of your choice and present it in class. Be creative -- it can be a video, a skit, a song ... puppets ... macrame ... noodle sculpture ... whatever.

"Oh, and tomorrow I'm having an open office for your parents, and I would love to meet any of them.

"That's the end of our announcements, so let me show you- " she gestured to two large posters of outlined bodies with brightly colored innards - "the human male and female ... private areas. The ... bajangos and schwing-schwongs and assorted ... thingamajigs. Um ... you guys know what I mean."

She passed out a handout and stammered through a passable lecture on both reproductive systems, though she avoided saying clinical anatomical words as much as is possible, instead pointing to areas on the posters. When she'= was done, she smiled, flustered.

"Any questions? Or you could leave early and enjoy your weekends." It was clear she hoped people will take the second option ~~though the mun would love to torture her a little more~~.

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Boggle at Elliot, pass notes, or ask questions. Lots of detailed questions.

Canon made me do it!

Jamie Madrox

"Dr. Reid? How exactly to the Bajangos work with the schwing-schwongs?"

Puppets? *evil laugh*

...possibly even badger puppets?

Gulp

"When two people care about each other or are really really drunk and are ... much, much older than any of you, seriously, and the two people lie really close together, the male parts and the female parts can ... interlock."

"Does that alswer your question?"

Jamie appears to be taking copious notes. Really he's detailing the color of red on Elliot's face.

"What about foreplay? Is that a required part of the process?"

*is too busy making Elliot and JD puppets to comment*

"It depends," Elliot said, and Jamie might note her blush went from tomato to maroon as she studied the floor in front of her feet and avoided looking at .... well, basically anyone in class. "Not required physically, but if you want the other person to do the interlocking thing again it's a good idea?"

Is it wrong that I think it would be hysterical for Jamie to ask Elliot how to manage such activities when you can't have skin to skin contact with your girlfriend?

The wrong thing is that you think you need to encourage him. *g*

"And is there any particular body parts you would recommend for this?" Jamie said trying to decide if there was a shade beyond maroon that the human body can go to.

I think that's more of a question for Remy LeBeau than Elliot. :D

Elliot wished to God the kid would call Loveline. Or write to Savage Love. Or Ann Landers. Or explore the wonders of the Internet.

But no one said teaching was easy.

"A lot of people use their hands," she said, softly. "Or mouths. It's really about what the ... interlocking people want to do."

"And suppose that the couple can't have any skin to skin contact," Jamie continued. "Um. I only ask for a friend's sake."

Elliot was now hyperventilating. "Latex is a wonderful thing and if you ask me how to use it I swear my head will explode so please use Google."

Shawn Farrell.

"So a demonstration is out of the question?" Jamie asked politely.

Setsuna Sakurazaki

Shawn is just sitting back and watching the flailing teacher, kinda amused. It's keeping his mind off the suddenly imminent weekend for the moment at least.

"Can we use the term 'bajango' in the mid-term, or would it be better to be a little more technical?"

Surprisingly, very little blushing from Setsuna. In a classroom setting, she could certainly be very serious and matter-of-fact about such things. It also probably helped that this section was her whole reason for taking the class in the first place. It was a very important matter.

She raised her hand after scanning the handout, not surprised to find the information she was looking for. But she figured, a Fandom teacher should certainly know.

"Dr. Reid, are demon reproductive organs the same and-or similiar to human reproductive organs? I am aware that they are compatable, but I was wondering if they were at all the same..."

Buffy Summers

Buffy was possibly as red as Elliot. Well, maybe not quite that red.

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