http://dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-10-17 10:56 am
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The Best Medicine: Humor - Period 6 - Class #7 - 10/17

THE TEST

As the students come in to class they'll find that today's offering of yummies runs along the lines of various popcorns. From regular, to buttery, to caramel, to Moose Munch and there are sodas instead of coffee and tea. The room has also been altered just a bit to seat everyone closer together. Wilson is sitting in one of the chairs with a small plastic bowl full of buttery popcorn.

"Good afternoon, everyone ready for their test? Let's get right in to it then. Each of you will stand before the class for 5 minutes and do a routine. You can, tell jokes, you can act silly you can do whatever moves you that you feel will help you reach your audience and deliver humor to your classmates. I want to see an application of the philosophies and ideas you've learned in the past six classes. Everybody clear then? All right, let's get started."

[ooc: What? We have to do tests the same way every time? ;) Please wait for The OCDs are up! Come take your test!]

Re: Greg Sanders - Test

[identity profile] like-a-sponge.livejournal.com 2006-10-18 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Greg? Totally prepared. Ish.

"Okay!" Greg started, pulling three tennis balls out of his backpack. "So, a bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field," he said, starting to juggle the balls.

"So anyway, a huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stand there, bracing themselves against the gale. So all the cows stand up and brush themselves off and go back to their business. Pretty soon, a tornado blows through and all of the cows are knocked to the ground, but the bulls just munch on the grass. Next, a hurricane comes through and all the cows are knocked into the next pasture."

Greg kept his eyes on the balls, deftly flicking his wrists to keep them all in the air. "The bulls just say 'moo.' Finally, one of the cows walks up to one of the bulls and says, 'Moo? What's the mooing deal? How come the wind always knocks us for a loop and you just stand there unharmed ?'"

"'Isn't it obvious?" the bull replies," said Greg as he neatly caught all three balls. "'We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down.'"