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The Best Medicine: Humor - Period 6 - Class #7 - 10/17
THE TEST
As the students come in to class they'll find that today's offering of yummies runs along the lines of various popcorns. From regular, to buttery, to caramel, to Moose Munch and there are sodas instead of coffee and tea. The room has also been altered just a bit to seat everyone closer together. Wilson is sitting in one of the chairs with a small plastic bowl full of buttery popcorn.
"Good afternoon, everyone ready for their test? Let's get right in to it then. Each of you will stand before the class for 5 minutes and do a routine. You can, tell jokes, you can act silly you can do whatever moves you that you feel will help you reach your audience and deliver humor to your classmates. I want to see an application of the philosophies and ideas you've learned in the past six classes. Everybody clear then? All right, let's get started."
[ooc: What? We have to do tests the same way every time? ;)Please wait for The OCDs are up! Come take your test!]
As the students come in to class they'll find that today's offering of yummies runs along the lines of various popcorns. From regular, to buttery, to caramel, to Moose Munch and there are sodas instead of coffee and tea. The room has also been altered just a bit to seat everyone closer together. Wilson is sitting in one of the chairs with a small plastic bowl full of buttery popcorn.
"Good afternoon, everyone ready for their test? Let's get right in to it then. Each of you will stand before the class for 5 minutes and do a routine. You can, tell jokes, you can act silly you can do whatever moves you that you feel will help you reach your audience and deliver humor to your classmates. I want to see an application of the philosophies and ideas you've learned in the past six classes. Everybody clear then? All right, let's get started."
[ooc: What? We have to do tests the same way every time? ;)
Pippi Longstocking - Test
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Re: Pippi Longstocking - Test
John Dorian - Test
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Re: John Dorian - Test
~~~~*~~~Begin Sequence~~~~*~~~
The crowd before him is dimly lit like a bad 70s night club. JD is dressed to match in a purple lounge.
"I'm a fun guy!"
The crowd errupts with laughter and JD nods appreciatively.
~~~~*~~~~END~~~~*~~~~*
"Uh... Uh... Er... Bannana Hammock!"
He turns bright red.
Greg Sanders - Test
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Re: Greg Sanders - Test
"Okay!" Greg started, pulling three tennis balls out of his backpack. "So, a bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field," he said, starting to juggle the balls.
"So anyway, a huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stand there, bracing themselves against the gale. So all the cows stand up and brush themselves off and go back to their business. Pretty soon, a tornado blows through and all of the cows are knocked to the ground, but the bulls just munch on the grass. Next, a hurricane comes through and all the cows are knocked into the next pasture."
Greg kept his eyes on the balls, deftly flicking his wrists to keep them all in the air. "The bulls just say 'moo.' Finally, one of the cows walks up to one of the bulls and says, 'Moo? What's the mooing deal? How come the wind always knocks us for a loop and you just stand there unharmed ?'"
"'Isn't it obvious?" the bull replies," said Greg as he neatly caught all three balls. "'We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down.'"
Agnes Nitt - Test
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V Cally - Test
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"So, there was this polar bear, and it walked into a bar. It sit's down and says 'I'd like a gin and ... ... ... tonic.'"
"The bartender asks 'Why the large pause, friend?' And the bear replies 'I was born with them', holding up his hands."
After a bit of being scaredly frozen, she follows up with a second joke.
"So a Panda bear walks into a bar and orders a ham and cheese sandwich. After finishing its meal, the bear pulls out a gun, shoots the customer next to him, and starts heading towards the door.
'You can't do that!' shouts the bartender.
'It's what I do. Look it up in your encyclopedia,' says the panda.
The bartender is so baffled he pulls out his encyclopedia from behind the bar, goes to panda, and reads.
'Panda bear. Eats, shoots and leaves.'"
Re: V Cally - Test
Peter Griffin - Test
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Re: Peter Griffin - Test
"Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on.
The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order".
The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order".
The third surgeon said, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded.
The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating on lawyers".
The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.
The fourth surgeon replied, "Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable".
He didn't quite get the joke, true. But he did get to say the word 'ass' and that made everything a-ok.
Lana Lang - Test
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Re: Lana Lang - Test
and handwavilytold a number of jokes and funny stories which well represented all the areas they'd discussed in class.Conner McKnight - Test
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Grab popcorn, whisper amongst yourselves
Re: Grab popcorn, whisper amongst yourselves
Talk to Wilson
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