Good Morning Students.

[gandalfglamdrin.livejournal.com]

For those of you who do not know me, I am Gandalf, your Comparative Religions Instructor.

I am now sponsoring the Student Council, as well.

For those who would be interested, please note, the following positions are available for you to fill...

President
Max Fischer
Draco Malfoy
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Lisa Cuddy
Vice President
Max Fischer
Sheldon J Sands
Gaius Baltar
Elizabeth Weir
Secretary
Elizabeth Turner
Faith Lehane
Academic Affairs Officer
Treasurer
Anya
Jessica Atreides
Student Relations Officer
Lorelai "Rory" Gilmore
Lindsey McDonald
Special Events Coordinator
Lilly Kane
Securities Officer
Roy Mustang
Alanna of Trebond
Martin Blank


Should any other positions need come to my attention, I will add them to this list.
Any Student with a grade point average of 2.5 or higher may run for any position.

That is all

Comments

[gandalfglamdrin.livejournal.com]

so you wish to remove your name from the list then? Or move it else where?

[rushmore-yankee.livejournal.com]

No. I should be president. But, failing that (or finding myself dead), I ...would be willing to slum it as VP.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Professor Gandalf -

I'd like to run for everything that Max is running for.

He is suffering from some brain damage, and is unfit for public office, never mind anything else. Like breeding. Or breathing.

Thank you,
Lisa Cuddy

Lisa smiles to herself. It's war, Max-imus Jackass.

[gandalfglamdrin.livejournal.com]

*is amused*

I will put your name in the ring immediantly.

[rushmore-yankee.livejournal.com]

Wait, you're a STUDENT!?

Why were you impersonating a MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL at the clinic, then?

I guess I really should have been tipped off by the fact that you were offering handjobs to all the beefcakes in need of medical attention.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Max, you wouldn't know a handjob from a hole in the wall. Oh wait a minute, you are probably well acquainted with holes in various, sundry mens' bathrooms on the outskirts of town.

I'm fully qualified to practice medicine in the clinic. File a complain with House if you have an issue with the staff. I'd love to see it, really, Re-Max.

[rushmore-yankee.livejournal.com]

Re-Max? That's the best you could come up with?

My name is Max. Max Fischer. I came to you with a non-dick related problem and you abused me. I still can't see. So, you bet your sweet golly wow I'm going to file a complaint. And maybe tell him how you plied me with his Vicodin.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

You should do it, really. Tell him everything. I won't dispute a thing.

As for your "non-dick related problems," I wouldn't be so sure. Why don't you wait for your balls to drop, and then maybe I can diagnose the reason why your genitals are so... wee.

Until then, I'd probably keep my mouth shut, Max Payne-in-my-Ass.

[rushmore-yankee.livejournal.com]

Oh ho ho, you just WISH I was in your ass.

Why don't you get on that "keeping your mouth shut" thing, then? I'll be over here, curled in a fetal position, relaxing with my thoughts. And since you very vocally stated that you had no interest in seeing my genitals, any speculation on size -- unrelated to body height, FYI -- is just masturbatory on your part.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Well, and the fact that there is currently a black hole forming at the fly of your pants from the complete absence of any detectable matter.

And I'd make a crack about you fantasizing about me masturbating, but I'm sure you have no actual idea what the female anatomy looks like, so I'll refrain. Stop by the clinic again sometime, I might have a few diagrams you'd find useful.

See you on election day, asshole.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker has been listening to this whole diatribe with delight.

"Lisa Cuddy? Parker. Do you need a campaign manager?"

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Nice to meet you, Parker. I would love your assistance, if you are willing."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"I think this is the beginning of a glorious revolution."

Parker shakes Cuddy's hand, grinning evilly the whole time.

[rushmore-yankee.livejournal.com]

...Sir.