Good Morning Students.

[gandalfglamdrin.livejournal.com]

For those of you who do not know me, I am Gandalf, your Comparative Religions Instructor.

I am now sponsoring the Student Council, as well.

For those who would be interested, please note, the following positions are available for you to fill...

President
Max Fischer
Draco Malfoy
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Lisa Cuddy
Vice President
Max Fischer
Sheldon J Sands
Gaius Baltar
Elizabeth Weir
Secretary
Elizabeth Turner
Faith Lehane
Academic Affairs Officer
Treasurer
Anya
Jessica Atreides
Student Relations Officer
Lorelai "Rory" Gilmore
Lindsey McDonald
Special Events Coordinator
Lilly Kane
Securities Officer
Roy Mustang
Alanna of Trebond
Martin Blank


Should any other positions need come to my attention, I will add them to this list.
Any Student with a grade point average of 2.5 or higher may run for any position.

That is all

Comments

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

You should do it, really. Tell him everything. I won't dispute a thing.

As for your "non-dick related problems," I wouldn't be so sure. Why don't you wait for your balls to drop, and then maybe I can diagnose the reason why your genitals are so... wee.

Until then, I'd probably keep my mouth shut, Max Payne-in-my-Ass.

[rushmore-yankee.livejournal.com]

Oh ho ho, you just WISH I was in your ass.

Why don't you get on that "keeping your mouth shut" thing, then? I'll be over here, curled in a fetal position, relaxing with my thoughts. And since you very vocally stated that you had no interest in seeing my genitals, any speculation on size -- unrelated to body height, FYI -- is just masturbatory on your part.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Well, and the fact that there is currently a black hole forming at the fly of your pants from the complete absence of any detectable matter.

And I'd make a crack about you fantasizing about me masturbating, but I'm sure you have no actual idea what the female anatomy looks like, so I'll refrain. Stop by the clinic again sometime, I might have a few diagrams you'd find useful.

See you on election day, asshole.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker has been listening to this whole diatribe with delight.

"Lisa Cuddy? Parker. Do you need a campaign manager?"

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

"Nice to meet you, Parker. I would love your assistance, if you are willing."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"I think this is the beginning of a glorious revolution."

Parker shakes Cuddy's hand, grinning evilly the whole time.