sith_happened: (Vader: on steps)
Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-09-27 09:38 pm
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Ethics (Thursday, September 28, 6th period)

Vader swept into the room precisely on time, slamming the door hard enough to reverberate down the hallway. He dropped a box of cookies onto his desk.

"Today we talk about how a strict sense of right and wrong interferes in efficiency," he said, pacing the room and clearly intending to intimidate as many students as possible. "Employees who do not believe that there will be consequences for their incompetence become lazy, stupid, and easily replaceable."

Vader took the box of cookies from his desk and passed it around the room. "Each of you has a cookie," he said. "You will spend the rest of the class period using the tactics of fear, shame and guilt to get the other people in this classroom to give you their cookies." And yes, that word sounded incredibly strange coming from him. "Whoever has the most cookies at the end of the class will get to keep them."

He crossed his arms over his chest. "Are these tactics unethical? Does it matter if you get what you want?"

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-09-29 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Sam held her hand out expectantly. "You owe me one cookie as an empty threat fine."

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-09-29 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
"NoooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOoooo!"

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-09-29 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Sam nodded. "Yes."

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-09-29 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Fine. But first there is something you should know.

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-09-29 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
"And what's that?" Sam knew she was going to regret this question.

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-09-29 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

*breathes in*

*breathes out*

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-09-29 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
"So what does that make us?" Sam ignored the fact that she didn't have an uncle on her father's side.

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-09-29 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
"ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

This is followed by maniacal laughter.

And then the quiet handover of the cookie.

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-09-29 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Sam shook with laughter.

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-09-29 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Laugh Tax. Cost: One cookie!"

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-09-29 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Sam handed it over. "Totally worth it."