sith_happened: (Vader: on steps)
Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-09-27 09:38 pm
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Ethics (Thursday, September 28, 6th period)

Vader swept into the room precisely on time, slamming the door hard enough to reverberate down the hallway. He dropped a box of cookies onto his desk.

"Today we talk about how a strict sense of right and wrong interferes in efficiency," he said, pacing the room and clearly intending to intimidate as many students as possible. "Employees who do not believe that there will be consequences for their incompetence become lazy, stupid, and easily replaceable."

Vader took the box of cookies from his desk and passed it around the room. "Each of you has a cookie," he said. "You will spend the rest of the class period using the tactics of fear, shame and guilt to get the other people in this classroom to give you their cookies." And yes, that word sounded incredibly strange coming from him. "Whoever has the most cookies at the end of the class will get to keep them."

He crossed his arms over his chest. "Are these tactics unethical? Does it matter if you get what you want?"

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"YOU WILL GIVE ME YOUR COOKIE OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!" Jamie bellowed.

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Which are what?," Tyler asked through his laughter.

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Jamie pulls out an item (http://www.ikea.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?topcategoryId=15567&catalogId=10103&storeId=12&productId=53355&langId=-1&chosenPartNumber=90079188) from Ikea out of his backpack.

"GIVE ME A COOKIE OR THE BUNNY SUFFERS!"

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Tyler couldn't actually respond to that. He just laughed.

His hand was still coverign his cookie, though.

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Jamie throws the bunny of the wall where it makes little impact and lands softly on the floor.

"HOW MANY MORE BUNNIES HAVE TO SUFFER BECAUSE OF YOUR ACTIONS, MR. DURDEN?"

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm not the one who threw it," Tyler pointed out mildly. "Get a hodl of yourself."

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Jamie stamps his foot in frustration.

"Why won't anyone give Darth Madrox a cookie?!"