sith_happened: (Vader: on steps)
Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-09-27 09:38 pm
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Ethics (Thursday, September 28, 6th period)

Vader swept into the room precisely on time, slamming the door hard enough to reverberate down the hallway. He dropped a box of cookies onto his desk.

"Today we talk about how a strict sense of right and wrong interferes in efficiency," he said, pacing the room and clearly intending to intimidate as many students as possible. "Employees who do not believe that there will be consequences for their incompetence become lazy, stupid, and easily replaceable."

Vader took the box of cookies from his desk and passed it around the room. "Each of you has a cookie," he said. "You will spend the rest of the class period using the tactics of fear, shame and guilt to get the other people in this classroom to give you their cookies." And yes, that word sounded incredibly strange coming from him. "Whoever has the most cookies at the end of the class will get to keep them."

He crossed his arms over his chest. "Are these tactics unethical? Does it matter if you get what you want?"
can_be_more: (can't come up with a keyword!aeryn)

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-09-28 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"He'd never say please. Now give me your cookie and I'll do my best to keep him from killing you after class."

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"I AM DARTH MADROX! I'LL SAY PLEASE IF I WANT TO!" Jamie said pounding on his desk for emphasis.
can_be_more: (can't come up with a keyword!aeryn)

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-09-28 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Those are... fine last words to have, I suppose..."

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"BAH! LORD VADER WILL NOT HARM ME! I AM ONE OF HIS OWN!"
can_be_more: (can't come up with a keyword!aeryn)

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-09-28 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Aeryn's suddenly very serious when she says, "No, you're not."

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"DO YOU NOT SEE MY MAGNIFICENT HELMET? DO YOU NOT SEE MY BILLOWING CAPE! LISTEN TO THIS:"

*breathes in*

*breathes out*

"DON'T I SOUND LIKE HIM?"
can_be_more: (can't come up with a keyword!aeryn)

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-09-28 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"If it helps, I wouldn't give him my cookie, either."

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"I FIND YOUR LACK OF COOKIE GIVING DISTURBING."
can_be_more: (can't come up with a keyword!aeryn)

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-09-28 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
She stares at him.

Re: Gimme your cookies!

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-09-28 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Jamie breathes at her.