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fandomhigh2005-09-19 06:46 pm
jerusalem-s.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhigh2005-09-19 06:46 pm
Loudspeaker announcement
The loudspeaker crackles to life across campus and, once again, the dulcet tones of the Journalism Professor can be heard.
"I am in the process of calling the Fandom Town Police. They, and I, will be stopping by Jack's Roses for the name of whoever sent that lovely set of roses. If you stop by the main office now and confess, the school may not press criminal charges. I cannot speak for the affected student, but they will be consulted as to whether or not they wish to press charges of their own."
There is a long pause and the sound of irregular breathing can be heard.
"Whoever you are? You are finished on this campus. You will be expelled or fired if you're lucky. You have been fucking around for far too long and you've pissed in my goddamn breakfast cereal for the last goddamn time. Do we understand each other? Show up and confess now or the good detectives will be by with goddamn handcuffs and the full assistance of the school. You have exactly thirty minutes to respond. No one, NO FUCKING ONE pulls passive/aggressive murder attempts in this mother-fucking school."
Another pause and the distinct sound of glass breaking. "Get your ass up here now or so help me I'll let the goddamn principal hunt you like a fucking dog."
"I am in the process of calling the Fandom Town Police. They, and I, will be stopping by Jack's Roses for the name of whoever sent that lovely set of roses. If you stop by the main office now and confess, the school may not press criminal charges. I cannot speak for the affected student, but they will be consulted as to whether or not they wish to press charges of their own."
There is a long pause and the sound of irregular breathing can be heard.
"Whoever you are? You are finished on this campus. You will be expelled or fired if you're lucky. You have been fucking around for far too long and you've pissed in my goddamn breakfast cereal for the last goddamn time. Do we understand each other? Show up and confess now or the good detectives will be by with goddamn handcuffs and the full assistance of the school. You have exactly thirty minutes to respond. No one, NO FUCKING ONE pulls passive/aggressive murder attempts in this mother-fucking school."
Another pause and the distinct sound of glass breaking. "Get your ass up here now or so help me I'll let the goddamn principal hunt you like a fucking dog."
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And probably offer suggestions of appropriate, public displays of punishment she feels fits this particular crime.
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She's got no idea what's going on, or who Jack is, or why he has roses ... but she's attentive.*
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*he is now here to wait with the professor for the principal.*
*something bad has happened.*
*something bad happening is not good.*
*rover likes peace.*
*rover likes peace.*
*rover LIKES PEACE.*
*...he does not appreciate peacebreakers.*
*if they've done something bad, he doesn't like that either.*
*so rover waits with the professor for the principal.*
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He stormed out of the office, rover at his heels.
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*thinks he missed something important before running his mouth. (as usual)*
*Decides this is a good time to put a lot of distance between himself and Professor Jerusalem*
*Heads into town with some friends for a drink*
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"...you've pissed in my goddamn breakfast cereal for the last goddamn time."
Draco, being a wizard, is not familiar with such a saying and immediately spits out his cereal.
"Someones peeing in the cereal?!"
OOC: Couldn't resist. That's one of my favorite sayings.
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