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fandomhigh2005-09-19 06:46 pm
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Loudspeaker announcement
The loudspeaker crackles to life across campus and, once again, the dulcet tones of the Journalism Professor can be heard.
"I am in the process of calling the Fandom Town Police. They, and I, will be stopping by Jack's Roses for the name of whoever sent that lovely set of roses. If you stop by the main office now and confess, the school may not press criminal charges. I cannot speak for the affected student, but they will be consulted as to whether or not they wish to press charges of their own."
There is a long pause and the sound of irregular breathing can be heard.
"Whoever you are? You are finished on this campus. You will be expelled or fired if you're lucky. You have been fucking around for far too long and you've pissed in my goddamn breakfast cereal for the last goddamn time. Do we understand each other? Show up and confess now or the good detectives will be by with goddamn handcuffs and the full assistance of the school. You have exactly thirty minutes to respond. No one, NO FUCKING ONE pulls passive/aggressive murder attempts in this mother-fucking school."
Another pause and the distinct sound of glass breaking. "Get your ass up here now or so help me I'll let the goddamn principal hunt you like a fucking dog."
"I am in the process of calling the Fandom Town Police. They, and I, will be stopping by Jack's Roses for the name of whoever sent that lovely set of roses. If you stop by the main office now and confess, the school may not press criminal charges. I cannot speak for the affected student, but they will be consulted as to whether or not they wish to press charges of their own."
There is a long pause and the sound of irregular breathing can be heard.
"Whoever you are? You are finished on this campus. You will be expelled or fired if you're lucky. You have been fucking around for far too long and you've pissed in my goddamn breakfast cereal for the last goddamn time. Do we understand each other? Show up and confess now or the good detectives will be by with goddamn handcuffs and the full assistance of the school. You have exactly thirty minutes to respond. No one, NO FUCKING ONE pulls passive/aggressive murder attempts in this mother-fucking school."
Another pause and the distinct sound of glass breaking. "Get your ass up here now or so help me I'll let the goddamn principal hunt you like a fucking dog."