http://cheerfulgoth.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] cheerfulgoth.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-09-20 05:51 am

Internet for Dummies, Wednesday 9/20, 3rd Period

The danger room is set up like a Japanese garden, complete with low benches, soothing waterfall sounds and the scent of flowers. The only thing out of place is the large red mat with a white circle on it, and the goth chick holding a gong.

GONNNGGGG

"I love doing that." Abby grinned over the fading echo of the gong. "As you can see, we're doing today's class in a slightly different environment. I'll get to that point in a minute."

"Last week you learned how to use ISP's to sign onto the internet, this week we're going to learn how to look at it. We're talking about browsers today. They're a program that you use to access text, images and information on the web." Abby said, giving a very informative lecture.

"Ask most any geek and they'll tell you why their browser is the best. Some of us even have multiple browsers that we use for different tasks." Abby smiled and pointed to a pile of flesh colored plastic. "Today, we'll discover which browser is the best by a totally scientific experiment."

"Fake sumo wrestling."

Abby banged the gong again loudly. "Grab a suit and let's get our sumo on!"

[ooc:please wait for ocd threads Up! Go and play!]
[son of ooc: Just in case people aren't aware of the inflatable sumo wrestling phenomenon, here's a couple of pictures of the suits]

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] greenmagebriar.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Briar bounced a little in order to get over to Ray. "More like a very large pillow."

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] the-right-ray.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"I guess I can't practice my gymnastics moves in these," Ray lamented. "Okay, so you're Safari, right?"

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] greenmagebriar.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yup. If I had any clue what that was..." Briar grinned and bounced at Ray.

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] the-right-ray.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't know either," Ray admitted. "I'm Camino. Should we sumo?"

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] greenmagebriar.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sure!" Briar tried to swing at Ray, but it was more a lundge.

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] the-right-ray.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
But it was enough to jostle Ray because the stupid sumo suit was so fricking bulky.

"Crap!" He tried to get his feet under him and then bumped Briar with his stomach.

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] greenmagebriar.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Briar did a very good impression of a turtle on it's back. "Ah, damn." He tried to roll back up.

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] the-right-ray.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Camino gets the upper hand," Ray said in his best sports broadcasting voice. "Can you get back up?"

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] greenmagebriar.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Briar tried again. "Probably not without a hand." He admitted.

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] the-right-ray.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Ray was wary but decided Camino's had to be strong so he offered his hand to Briar.

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] greenmagebriar.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Briar managed to scramble to his feet, a bit shakily and gave Ray a good shove.

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] the-right-ray.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, you as-" His diatribe is cut off when he falls heavily onto his back. "Safari is a cheap cheater!"

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] greenmagebriar.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, but who's standing now?" Briar smirked. And bounced a few steps away.

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] the-right-ray.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Damn it," Ray muttered and rolled himself closer to a desk. He used the legs to pull himself up and then glared at Briar. "And I was nice to you too!"

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] greenmagebriar.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Briar smirked and carefully cirlced around Ray.

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] the-right-ray.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"What if I told you, your pants were down?"

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] greenmagebriar.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'd highly doubt that." Briar kept an eye on Ray to anticipate his next er...bounce.

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] the-right-ray.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
So Ray, just deciding to go for the gusto, tried to bounce into Briar with his own bulk.

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] greenmagebriar.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Briar dodged to the right and bounced a few extra times to keep his balance.

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] the-right-ray.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Ray was just able to keep his own balance and squared around to glare at Briar.

"I'll give you five bucks if you let me win."

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] greenmagebriar.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Briar considered this for a moment. "Nah. I'm having fun. Plus, I'm not sure how much that's actually worth."

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] the-right-ray.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Then I believe I'm going to have to take you down," Ray said and bounced at Briar.

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] greenmagebriar.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Briar bounced back at Ray with a loud oomph.

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] the-right-ray.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ray bounced off of Briar and into some desks, scattering them around.

Re: Battle 3: Apple Wars!

[identity profile] greenmagebriar.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ouch. You okay?"