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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-09-13 11:19 pm
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Ethics (September 14, 6th period)

If the classroom looked a bit like a discount Swedish furniture store had exploded inside of it, well...at least the projectiles were now easily replaceable.

Which might be a good thing.

Precisely on time, Darth Vader swept into the room and slammed the door firmly behind him.

"Today we talk about lying," he said, his masked face scanning the faces in front of him as he prowled around the classroom.

"Everyone lies," he stated flatly. "To hide things, to manipulate others, to avoid...unpleasantness." There was a definite hint of scorn in his voice at that last example. "In class today, you are required to pair up and only tell the truth." His cape whirled behind him. "And I can tell if you are not. Such disobedience will result in detention."

He paused for a moment. "And I don't believe in that axiom where if you cannot say something nice, you don't say anything at all. I do not require you to be nice. I require you to be honest."

He crossed his arms over his chest. "Name. Place of birth. Classes you are taking," he barked out. "Proceed from there."

Re: Class exercise!

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-09-14 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Rory snorted. "See, now I'm imagining him hiding colored eggs and advertising for batteries."

Re: Class exercise!

[identity profile] anextimeagent.livejournal.com 2006-09-14 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Except instead of being green or pink or blue or whatever, they'd only be different shades of black," he pointed out, still laughing. "And they'd probably be rotten."

Re: Class exercise!

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-09-14 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"His own little passive-aggressive revenge for having to wear fluffy ears and a tail," she agreed seriously.

Re: Class exercise!

[identity profile] anextimeagent.livejournal.com 2006-09-15 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Yup. That sounds about right." Jack leaned back in his chair and crossed his ankles. "And we're not going to let him get to us."