http://theharperisgood.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] theharperisgood.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-07-26 02:31 pm
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The Kludge's Guide to the Universe | Dangershop, Wednesday Afternoon (Week 3)

Harper was once again sitting with his feet up. He pointed to a list on the wall. "Spilt up into your assigned pairings."

Once everyone had divided up, Harper tapped his controller and cell walls shimmered into being around the different pairings.

"Inevitably, you are going to really annoy someone to the point that they'll lock you up and throw away the key. Unless you happen to have a very good lawyer, or friends with high powered weaponry, you are going to have to rely on your wits to get you out of there."

"Have fun."

[Cells are fairly basic closed boxes, with electronically operated doors. They have two bolted to the wall bunks with basic bedding, a toilet, and a sink.]

Group One
Xander Bly
Molly Hayes

Group Two
Cameron Mitchell
John Crichton

Group Three
Elizabeth Weir
Peter Griffin

Group Four
John Connor
Philip J. Fry

Group Five
Samantha Carter
Janet Fraiser

Group Six
Jamie Madrox
Aeryn Sun

[ooc: OCD threads coming are up. Post away!]
[Workshop Information]
can_be_more: (smile at your god damn wedding!aeryn)

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-07-27 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
She shakes her head. "Not that, either. You ready?"

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
"Ready," Jamie said pulling on the make shift lever with another grunt. "It basically means the bad things you do in life will come back to haunt you in some way. I'm a firm believer in the killing thing being on the bad side."
can_be_more: (smile at your god damn wedding!aeryn)

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-07-27 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
"I can't imagine why they don't tell soldiers about that," Aeryn muses, repeating Jamie's action. "Did that work?"

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
With the combined efforts they have opened the door by a half inch.

"Yep. That should do it," Jamie said crouching down and putting his finger through the door. "The trick is willing the dupe to show up on the other side of the door."

Jamie slaps his hand down on the floor triggering his power.

"Hey! You make it okay over there?"

Jamie's voice came back from the other side of the door. "Yep. Just give me a-"

The sound of fabric ripping is heard. "Oh nice Madrox!" The voice called back. "You got my pants caught under the door and they're ripped. Give me yours."

Jamie looked over at Aeryn and then shakes his head. "No way!"

"If a guard comes by I'm not fighting him pantless! Strip!"

Jamie sighed and looked at Aeryn. "Do you mind...?"

Jamie makes the universal sign of "Please turn around so you don't see me in my underwear."
can_be_more: (smile at your god damn wedding!aeryn)

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-07-27 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Aeryn boggles for a moment, and obediently turns around. Oh, this should look fun to the boyfriend.

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Jamie sighed and took off his pants revealing boxers with smiley faces over them.

"Hurry up. It's cold in here," Jamie said pushing the pants through the door.

"Whatever," The voice replied. "Okay... this lock is electronic. It might take a while. Might as well get comfortable in there. Do you guys have anything I can use to insulate me from the wires?"
can_be_more: (smile at your god damn wedding!aeryn)

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-07-27 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
"My boots have rubber soles, though I don't think that helps in here..." Aeryn offers.

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't think we can get them through the door," Jamie agreed.

"Give me her bra!" The voice cried out from the other side. "It's spandex lycra most likely. That will work."

The Jamie in the cell facepalmed.
can_be_more: (smile at your god damn wedding!aeryn)

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-07-27 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, now Aeryn turns around. "What?"

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Wasn't my suggestion!" Jamie yelled out quickly and trying to hide his underwear.

"Seriously!" the voice called back. "I don't know what kind of voltage these wires might have. I could be a very crispy Madrox."
can_be_more: (smile at your god damn wedding!aeryn)

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-07-27 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Aeryn takes a mental inventory of what else could be used, and the horrible thing is, she can't find anything. "Turn around," she orders.

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Jamie turned around praying that this wasn't the pair of underwear with the holes in the back.
can_be_more: (smile at your god damn wedding!aeryn)

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-07-27 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Aeryn pulls her arms inside her shirt, and manages to work the bra off, setting forth with a muttered series of words including but not limited to (barely) "frell". Finally she says, "You can turn around now. And I want this back."

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Jamie turns around with his eyes covered. "John's going to kill me, isn't he."
can_be_more: (smile at your god damn wedding!aeryn)

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-07-27 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
"He's got a list of people to go through before you," she assures him, attempting to- gah- get her bra to the other Jamie.

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
The bra slipped through the door and then there was another ripping sound.

"Damn. Ruined my pants again. Aeryn? Would you mind-"

Jamie (in the cell) interrupted before that thought could be further expressed.

"JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
can_be_more: (smile at your god damn wedding!aeryn)

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-07-27 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
"I may have to kill that you," Aeryn warns.

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
EEP!

"OPEN THE DOOR NOW!" Jamie yelled.

"No!"

"NOW! SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME!"

"So?"

"NOW!"

The door slides open. The other Jamie stands there holding a bra and Jamie's pants.

"What? I just thought I'd see if I could make some magic happen."

Pantless Jamie decides the best thing to do is strangle his duplicate.
can_be_more: (smile at your god damn wedding!aeryn)

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-07-27 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Aeryn's so not doing anything to help.

"Unless it's absolutely necessary, hm?" she says. "I'd like my clothing back now."

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Aeryn's bra goes flying through the air.

Duplicate Jamie is turning blue.

Pantless Jamie doesn't really appear to care about karma at the moment.
can_be_more: (smile at your god damn wedding!aeryn)

Re: Escape! - Group Six (Kludge- Wk3)

[personal profile] can_be_more 2006-07-27 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Jamie, you still have no pants," she reminds him, aware that she is standing here wiith her bra in her hands. Because yes, she did get that back.