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Harper was once again sitting with his feet up. He pointed to a list on the wall. "Spilt up into your assigned pairings."

Once everyone had divided up, Harper tapped his controller and cell walls shimmered into being around the different pairings.

"Inevitably, you are going to really annoy someone to the point that they'll lock you up and throw away the key. Unless you happen to have a very good lawyer, or friends with high powered weaponry, you are going to have to rely on your wits to get you out of there."

"Have fun."

[Cells are fairly basic closed boxes, with electronically operated doors. They have two bolted to the wall bunks with basic bedding, a toilet, and a sink.]

Group One
Xander Bly
Molly Hayes

Group Two
Cameron Mitchell
John Crichton

Group Three
Elizabeth Weir
Peter Griffin

Group Four
John Connor
Philip J. Fry

Group Five
Samantha Carter
Janet Fraiser

Group Six
Jamie Madrox
Aeryn Sun

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Elizabeth tried not to snicker. "Yeah, yeah. I'd believe it when I heard it from him. Why don't you get him here?" she suggested brightly.

"I'd love to, but like I said, he left."

"Well, give me back my radio and I'll just call him up."

"Sorry, no phone calls, it interferes with the smooth running of our execution process."

"Uh hu," drawled Elizabeth. "Do your people have any rights?"

"Of course they do," Harper replied. "Every third weekend of every second month."

"That's... well, it's appalling actually," said Elizabeth, frowning. "Do you rule by martial law? Fake gods?"

"Actually we all got bored and instituted a giant spinning wheel to make laws."

"Really?" asked Elizabeth. "How does that work?"

"Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn, show us the lesson we should learn!"

"And nobody ever questions the Wheel?" asked Elizabeth incredulously, staring at the door.

"The Wheel knows all, just last week it gave us the sage advice to 'Ware the Chicken that stalks in the night'."

"Right," said Elizabeth sceptically. "And has the Wheel ever given you bad advice?"

"Of course not!"

"But what if it did? Nothing is infalliable."

"The Wheel is."

Elizabeth started banging her head against the door. "I think I preferred false gods," she muttered.

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