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Guud effternuun stoodents! Surry ebuoot zee leteness. I slept in thees murneeng.

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"And why is that?" Pip asked.

"You just look so comfortable." she said. "Besides, your enemies would be thrown off and underestimate you."

"I'll keep that in mind," Pip said. "Don't count on it though."

"Maybe you should go for 'cowboy' next time."

"I've already got the hat," Pip pointed out. "I'd just need the leather chaps."

"Chaps?"

"You know, leather riding pants?"

"No, I don't think I've ever heard of them." she said thinking. "But if cowboys wear them then I may have seen them during that detention Miss Becky ran..."

Pip thought about this and nodded. "That is definitely entirely possible."

"I'm pretty sure it was English Peter dressed as the cowboy... He was wearing leather leggings over his jeans, would those be them?"

Pip nodded. "Exactly. I don't know why they're important, but they are."

"Well I've been riding for a while and I've never used them... I wonder what they're for."

"Maybe for protecting the rider's legs?" Pip suggested. "I mean, you wouldn't need them due to a certain level of indestrucableness."

Being resistant to damage means never having to say 'Ow that chafes'.

"I suppose you have a point there. Maybe I should start wearing them when I ride anyway?"

"So that you could capture the "cowboy feel"?"

"Well, anything worth doing is worth doing right. Or at least well. If one is to ride, one should have the right equipment for it." Said Pippi who didn't own a saddle and rarely used a bridal.

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but last time I checked, you don't own a saddle," Pip pointed out.

"Yeah well, how would you feel if I walked up to you and started strapping things to your body out of the blue?"

"Define 'things'," Pip responded."

"Leather straps."

Pip thought about this. "I think I would dislike that."

"Hence the lack of saddle."

Pip nodded. "Touche. Touche."

"Yup." she said. "I've given it a lot of thought."

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