fandomhigh | Retail 101, Monday morning, All and Sundries

Edmund looks amused. He looks happy. He looks pleased to see the students as they arrive.

"Good morning, children," he begins, beaming at his students. "Sign in, share with us your stories of insulting your fellow students as per last week's assignment."

After his students share their stories of success or failure. Edmund's smile is back.

"Today, we are discussing something vital to any retail endeavor, inventory. Without your inventory, you do not have a retail store."

Edmund then launches into an ironic lecture on how to take physical inventory (see ooc note.) At the end of the lecture, he holds up a handful of clipboards with count sheets attached.

"Your assignment, is to take inventory for All and Sundries. You may work solo ~~for those not up for interaction today~~ or in groups of two or three. Turn in your count sheets on your way out of the store."

[ooc: You so do not have to read the link on physical inventory. Have your characters head out into A&S. You have my complete permission to mod any item in any place. The only things that are generally static in the store are that the clothes in the back, and there are bulk bins of glitter in the art and hobby supplies section, which may, or may not contain art and hobby supplies other than the glitter.]

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Collapse-y is good for sign-ins. Not so much so for the students themselves.

Share your story of veiled insult success or failure.

Listen, or talk amongst yourselves.

Just what will you find? Whom will you chat with? Will Blackadder decide you're annoying?

Someone please bring me much ice. Lots and lots and lots of it.

Zack Addy.

"I implied that Peter would never know physical love beyond his own hand after he called me a nerd."

Zack was listening, no really, he always listened with his eyes closed.

*brings you lots and lots and lots of ice*

Cedric Diggory.

"I told Sam Carter I would spread rumors about her body odor as a means of destruction," Cedric says.

Jaye Tyler

"I had an entire conversation implicating that someone was going to attempt to be a transsexual," says Jaye.

Jaye starts to take inventory, then gets bored, sits in a corner, and plays with a Slinky she found.

Peter Griffin

Zack started rolling marbles at Jaye. Because he was mature, yo.

Jaye catches one with her finger, and rolls it back.

Zack sent another marble rolling into the path of the first so they both richocheted back towards Jaye.

Jaye stops one, picks one out from under her knee, then slides them both back with her knee. Putting the Slinky on its side to act as a guard.

Zack quickly spun three more towards the slinky. Hopefully the third would bunnyhop over the slinky when it hit the first two.

Which is does, and Jaye stares at him all "omg?"

Zack shrugged. "My brothers play pool a lot."

"Ooh, can you hustle?" she asks, maybe a little too excitedly.

Zack grinned. "My brothers don't play pool with me anymore."

"See, now I'm thinking a trip to one of Fandom's pool tables is in order," she nods.

"I couldn't do that," Zack said. "It would be wrong."

"Playing with marbles when you're supposed to be working is wrong, too," she points out. "Come on, it'll be fun."

"Of course it'll be fun," Zack said. "I just needed to get the moral objection out of the way first."

"Oh," she says. "All done with the moral bit then?"

"Pretty much."

"Awesome. Pick a night, we'll go."

"How's Thursday sound to you?"

She grins. "I'm there."

Zack grinned back. "Excellent."

And I'm not receiving a single comment notification from this. Oh, the joy. If you need Blackadder, want detention, whatever, ping here, and I'll pop back in periodically to check it.

Blair Sandburg

Dawn Summers

"I forgot to insult someone, but I did hit someone with a frying pan. Does that count?" Dawn asked hopefully.

Willow Rosenberg.

Dawn started doing inventory in the cooking implements section. If nothing else, she'd be helping Seras out.

"I insulted Cordelia's intelligence without her being aware of it?" Willow offered. So what if that incident had happened back in Sunnydale. Details.

Still not feeling 100% ~~since her mun had post-con exhaustion~~ Willow was a bit zombie-like as she tallied up school supplies.

This did not keep her from being any less OCD about it. She just took longer.

Cedric moves over to one aisle and takes inventory of all the medicine All and Sundries has. He's surprised by the sheer amount of cough syrup the stores has and never knew cough syrup came in berry berry cherry flavor.

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