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Das Schnitzel was in the cafeteria today. The Chef was no where to be seen.

"I will be serving your lunch today students. I just couldn't have the Chef sneezing all over your food."

Today's Menu Is:
-Pork Chops

-Cobb Salad

-Applesauce

-California rolls

-And instead of dessert you get free toys from the movie Buccaneers of the Sea Not Entirely Unlike the Caribbean: Davy Jones's Locker.