fandomhigh | How to Be an Entertainer Workshop #7, Caritas, 07.05.06, Afternoon

GOB looked miserable when the students walked in. If somebody were to guess that he was hung over, they wouldn't be wrong. And if somebody were to guess that the puppet patting him on the back was being poorly controlled by GOB, they wouldn't be wrong about that either.

"Listen up, bitches," the puppet said. It was a coincidence that GOB's lips were moving and that the puppet's voice sounded like GOB's only raised an octave and angrier. "My name is Franklin and I'm your sub. It seems Mr. Dumbass over here had too much to drink last night. Can't hold your booze anymore, buddy?"

"Look," GOB told the puppet, "that was a lot of shots, then there were explosions in the sky. I'd like to see you deal with that."

"And I'd like to deal with your mom!" Franklin said.

"That's uncalled for," GOB protested.

Franklin turned back to the students. "This week you're doing ventriloquism. There are a bunch of puppets on the stage. Take one, stick your hand up its ass, and make it talk. Nadia, stay away from any ethnic stuff or I'm calling in my crew for a beat-down."

GOB spoke up again. "And don't forget about the talent show on Friday. Have something prepared."

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Jamie regained conciouness enough to see his puppet being attacked.

"Socky! NOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooo!"

"Baituo, anjing yidian!" River's puppet hissed at the sock.

Jamie scrambled drunkenly to the stage and made a grab for his own sock. "I'll save you socky!" he yelled out before falling flat on his face.

"Liu koushui de biaozi he houzi de ben erzi," the tentacled puppet went on, it's voice turning into a growl.

Nadia's puppet covered its eyes.

River's puppet hissed at it.

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