fandomhigh | Computers & Fun #7 7/5 Wednesday Afternoon

The lab coats were not hanging by the door of the lab. They were folded in front of Abby at the front desk and she sat quietly as everyone came in and took their seats.

"Today is our last day of class, although feel free to sign up for my class next term. We'll be covering different territory." Abby clicked a button on her own laptop and the projection screen behind her lit up with a flash. "Today we're going to talk about the human side of internet safety. We've already gotten our computers safe from viruses, trojans and other baddies with our firewalls, but now we need to work on something harder. Putting a firewall up against people."

Abby walked around and sat on the edge of the desk, her hands moving quickly as she spoke. "I'm not trying to scare you or anything, but I totally am going to. There are very scary people out there and they will try and trick you to letting them find out everything they can about your personal life. Sometimes they want the information to wheedle you out of money or property, other times they want the info because they want to get close to you. Really, really gross kind of close. The kind of close where you share bodily fluids." There was a quick shudder and then Abby was back on task. "Stalkers are bad. The only way to learn how to combat them is by ~~CONSTANT VIGILANCE~~ learning what they're like and what tricks they use. That's why this afternoon we're going to stalk each other."

"Everyone sign onto a chatroom and start talking each other up, getting to know each other. Half of you will be creepy stalkers and the other half will be victims. Try not to let any personal information slip out!" Abby grinned. "And when you're finished, I've got a present for you."

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[12:55] BigRedTStaff: I like breasts. Dude. Yes.
[12:56] BigRedTStaff: omg.
[12:56] BigRedTStaff: But tentacles are all Japanese porn-y and not in good ways.
[12:56] BigRedTStaff: But breasts.

[12:57] CleverRed: Oh yes.
[12:57] CleverRed: Lots of breasts.
[12:57] CleverRed: That's why I'm here.
[12:58] CleverRed: Dude.
[12:58] CleverRed: Breats and chicks.
[12:59] CleverRed: Though not in the chicken sense because that would be sick and wrong and there's no real way to get consent there.
[12:59] CleverRed: Not that I've tried.
[13:00] CleverRed: Dude.

[13:00] BigRedTStaff: I think you're in the wrong chat room for chicken kink. omg.
[13:01] BigRedTStaff: Girl breasts, though. I like those. A lot.
[13:01] BigRedTStaff: Maybe too much.
[13:02] BigRedTStaff: omg.

[13:03] CleverRed: Hey, you're with guys!
[13:03] CleverRed: There's no such thing as too much, right?
[13:03] CleverRed: *spits on floor*

Buh.

[13:04] BigRedTStaff: *adjusts self*
[13:04] BigRedTStaff: Yeah, no such thing as too much with guys.
[13:04] BigRedTStaff: I mean
[13:05] BigRedTStaff: When it comes to talking about girls.

[13:06] CleverRed: Exactly.

[13:09] CleverRed: Sorry, had to take a moment to adjust myself too.

[13:10] BigRedTStaff: It's cool. I have to do that a lot in these chat rooms.
[13:10] BigRedTStaff: Not because of being around other guys.
[13:11] BigRedTStaff: Because of all the breasts talk. omg.

[13:12] CleverRed: Yes.
[13:12] CleverRed: Me too.
[13:12] CleverRed: Because... I want to point in the right direction?

[13:15] BigRedTStaff: ...
[13:17] BigRedTStaff: Which direction is that?

[13:18] CleverRed: ...towards the boobs?

[13:18] BigRedTStaff: Oh yes.
[13:18] BigRedTStaff: Yes.
[13:18] BigRedTStaff: That's always the right direction.

[13:19] CleverRed: Good answer!
[13:19] CleverRed: Now I know you're a guy and not a pretend girl trying to stalk me.

[13:20] BigRedTStaff: You're a very smart guy, then.
[13:20] BigRedTStaff: I like smart guys.
[13:21] BigRedTStaff: Not like that, though.

[13:22] CleverRed: Smart guys are hot.
[13:22] CleverRed: So I hear.

[13:22] BigRedTStaff: The not-so-smart ones aren't too bad either.
[13:23] BigRedTStaff: That's what people tell me, anyway.
[13:23] BigRedTStaff: Not that they're talking about me or anything.
[13:24] BigRedTStaff: I hope.

[13:25] CleverRed: It's what's inside that matters.

Willow realized that probably didn't sound guy-like.

[13:26] CleverRed: *adjusts self again*

Conner had not at all been casting surreptitious glances around the room to see if there was actually any adjusting going on.

Nope.

[13:27] BigRedTStaff: You seem, uh. Very well-adjusted.

[13:28] CleverRed: Thanks. All psychology credit goes to my mom.

[ooc: must go to bed, night!]

[13:29] BigRedTStaff: I think I like your mom.
[13:29] BigRedTStaff: Not like that, though.
[13:30] BigRedTStaff: Maybe.

[OOC: Me too, soon. Night!]

Computers & Fun #7 7/5 Wednesday Afternoon - Computer Lab

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