Computers & Fun #7 7/5 Wednesday Afternoon - Computer Lab

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The lab coats were not hanging by the door of the lab. They were folded in front of Abby at the front desk and she sat quietly as everyone came in and took their seats.

"Today is our last day of class, although feel free to sign up for my class next term. We'll be covering different territory." Abby clicked a button on her own laptop and the projection screen behind her lit up with a flash. "Today we're going to talk about the human side of internet safety. We've already gotten our computers safe from viruses, trojans and other baddies with our firewalls, but now we need to work on something harder. Putting a firewall up against people."

Abby walked around and sat on the edge of the desk, her hands moving quickly as she spoke. "I'm not trying to scare you or anything, but I totally am going to. There are very scary people out there and they will try and trick you to letting them find out everything they can about your personal life. Sometimes they want the information to wheedle you out of money or property, other times they want the info because they want to get close to you. Really, really gross kind of close. The kind of close where you share bodily fluids." There was a quick shudder and then Abby was back on task. "Stalkers are bad. The only way to learn how to combat them is by CONSTANT VIGILANCE learning what they're like and what tricks they use. That's why this afternoon we're going to stalk each other."

"Everyone sign onto a chatroom and start talking each other up, getting to know each other. Half of you will be creepy stalkers and the other half will be victims. Try not to let any personal information slip out!" Abby grinned. "And when you're finished, I've got a present for you."

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Re: Stalk Each Other!

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

[13:25] Zacharina: You do?
[13:25] Zacharina: Are you on the team?

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

[13:26] CleverRed: Sure?
[13:26] CleverRed: Go team!

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Zack did a quick mental rundown of the team rosters.

[13:27] Zacharina: Conner?

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Willow was so not clever.

[13:28] CleverRed: What about him?

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Zack frowned.

[13:29] Zacharina: Well, he's the only one in this class on the team other than that Zack guy.

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Willow thought quick.

[13:30] CleverRed: You got me.
[13:30] CleverRed: I'm Connor.
[13:31] CleverRed: I mean Conner.
[13:31] CleverRed: Boy are girls hot.

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

[13:32] Zacharina: Yes, yes they are.

A sudden radio-inspired thought struck Zack.

[13:33] Zacharina: Of course it's okay to admit you like boys too.

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

[13:34] CleverRed: But I'm on the internet for the boobies.
[13:34] CleverRed: Which, like girls, are hot.

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

[13:34] Zacharina: That's why the net was born. For porn boobies.
[13:35] Zacharina: But what about Anders?

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

[13:36] CleverRed: I'm sure he likes surfing for boobies too.
[13:37] CleverRed: Not that I like to think about that much.

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

[13:38] Zacharina: So you two don't get jealous of each other looking at boobies?

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

[13:39] CleverRed: I don't know if jealous is the word I'd use.

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

[13:40] Zacharina: You guys consider it a form of foreplay?
[13:40] Zacharina: Kinky.

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

[13:41] CleverRed: Um.
[13:41] CleverRed: Sure.
[13:42] CleverRed: We look at boobs together.
[13:42] CleverRed: As us guys are known to do.

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

[13:43] Zacharina: Really? Because my brothers used to threaten, uh, each other if, uh, they tried to look at their boobie magazines.

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

[13:44] CleverRed: Beauty of the internet.
[13:44] CleverRed: Plenty to go around.

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

[13:45] Zacharina: So I'm learning.

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

[13:46] CleverRed: You look for boobs on the net too?

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

[13:47] Zacharina: Only since coming here, really.

Here meaning the chat room they were currently in.

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

[13:48] CleverRed: So you must be really disappointed to talk to me.
[13:48] CleverRed: Who is a guy.

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

[13:49] Zacharina: Oh, no, it's been very educational.
[13:49] Zacharina: Besides if I get really desperate I alaways have my own boobies.
[13:50] Zacharina: Sine I am a girl who has boobies.

Re: Stalk Each Other!

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[13:51] CleverRed: Yeah, not all girls are that lucky.
[13:51] CleverRed: So I've heard.
[13:51] CleverRed: I mean seen.

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

[13:52] Zacharina: It's terrible when that happens.
[13:52] Zacharina: Everyone should be able to have them.
[13:53] Zacharina: Or at least access to them.

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

[13:54] CleverRed: True.
[13:54] CleverRed: Unless they're into boys.

Re: Stalk Each Other!

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

[13:55] Zacharina: Unless they are boys who like boys with breasts.