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[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

No, that's Kaylee.

"I guess," Cally said. "Though I'm hoping to be teeth girl after high school. Erm... dentist, I mean. How about you? Anything other than cheer girl?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Huh. The purple wasn't that bad at all. Buffy swallowed. "Well, I'm Slay girl too, even if I've sort of quit, but it's kind of hard to do when there's, like, mummies!"

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally swallowed the bit of pizza she'd been chewing and tilted her head. "Slay girl?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Ya-huh." Buffy nodded. "I'm the one girl in all the world, and so on, and I kill vampires. With impeccable style and wit, of course."

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"Huh," Cally said, more out of mild surprise than disbelief. "Only the bad vampires, though, right? Not the nice ones?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Only the ones who eat people and fight me," Buffy nodded, remembering what Dawn had said about nice demons.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"Oh, yes, good plan," Cally said, taking another bite of her pizza. "So your slayer-y thing is what got you a one way ticket to here, huh?"

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"You burn down one itty bitty gym full of vampires and you're deemed a trouble-maker. It's so not fair," Buffy sighed. She poked the yellow things she was starting to think might be melon. "Why are you here, then?"

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"I got a free ride," Cally said. "Someone sponsored me to come here, and so it saved my folks a lot of money to send me here than go to school back home."

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

"Cool. What's back home?"

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

"Oasis, on Caprica," Cally said. "Erm, that's another planet."