Campfire Stories & Songs #5, 06/20/06, Main Campfire, Evening

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Lyta Alexander
Pip Bernadette
Hamlet Dane Jr
Demyx
Timothy Desmond
Walter Dornez
Jude Lizowski
Greg Sanders
Nadia Santos


The junk food was out. The fire was burning. Ted started to tell his story.



"Today's story is about a spy. A secret agent. This secret agent wasn't any normal secret agent. His name was Blond. Amos Blond. Amos did international espionage and got to drive cool sports cars and he totally got all of the babes. In his free time, he protested against trees getting cut down and got his hair permed. He was the ultimate geek-spy.

So anyway, one day Blond's arch enemy dude, General Ez Dorn, decided to hold the world hostage for a MILLION dollars. He sent his most heinous henchman, Frogclops, to try to kill Agent Blond. But Blond was saved by the new babe-agent sent from HQ, a Norwegian redhead hottie named Alotta Meetbalce. Alotta totally kicked Frogclops' ass and he had to go running back to General Dorn to tell him he failed.

And then Blond and Alotta went and investigated all this stuff with bombs and diamonds and I think there was something about solar energy and the moon and maybe sharks with lasers. But then they got separated and Blond totally fell in love with the Chilean babe Sister Evita Nodear. She seduced him, as evil Chilean babes do, and threw him into a dungeon pit with this big lion. The lion roared at Blond, and they totally thought he was done for, but when Alotta came to the rescue, the lion and Blond were snuggled up together for a nap, because he used his love for all things nature-like to chill the lion out. And he promised it cookies, which totally might have helped.

SO THEN, there was a final showdown, and Alotta Meetbalce and Sister Evita Nodear duke it out, but then they decided that men totally weren't fighting over and became BFF. Then Blond came face to face with Frogclops again and totally kicked his ass again with tree-hug-fu. But General Dorn got away in his rocket ship shaped like a bow tie and lived to fight another day.

Then they all lived happily ever after until the sequel."

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"Once upon a time, in a forest far, far away...There came a time of tribulation for the Riding Hood Family. Grandmother was sick and could not make it to her bingo game, which brought her dangerously close to the Emo Side.

The only hope, was the one person who could bring joy to Grandmother's heart, Little Red. So Little Red's mother gave her a basket of goodies and a bingo set, to take to Grandmother's house.

`But I was going to Tishi Market to pick up some-`

`You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done.`

`Woe.` But Little Red loved her Grandmother and despite her growing rebelliousness, she started on her way. It was a nice day, and the new Animal Control laws kept the paths safe for the most part. So Little Red had a pleasant journey until she met,
The Big Bad Wolf.

The wolf huffed, and puffed, and intimidated Little Red. `You should take the long way around.`

`I should take the long way around.` And she did, taking the route that took her by the Ranger Station so she could report him, she wasn't as stupid and naive as he'd thought she was.

Meanwhile the Wolf went to Grandmother's house, and ate her. And for reasons only he knew, put on her clothes and got into her bed. By the time Little Red arrived, his disguise was complete.

`Little Red Riding Hood, I am your Grandmother!`

Little Red wasn't fooled at all of course be cause he was nowhere as hairy as her real grandmother. So she tried to run away. She was no match for the Wolf's speed though, and he soon caught her. But, like I said she wasn't stupid and her warning to the Ranger had convinced him to follow her.

On September the 25th, The Big Bad Wolf was confined to an Animal Shelter and eventually executed by Lethal Injection, and tested for Rabies."


Tim? Was in a very strange mood.