Sexual Education [06/15] - Thursday Afternoon

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"Hey," Becky said, nodding to the group. "So, today? Is a very, very easy day. We're going to make...pieces of art for the art fair."

She gestured at each of their tables. "You'll see you have condoms, permanent markers, Silly Putty - and newspapers, because you're children and that will delight you - rubber cement, water, paint - and yeah, it's body paint, but it'll work on latex - feathers, glue, tape, elbow macaroni, glitter, pipe cleaners, and both pudding and Jell-O."

"Use these things to create art," she said. "The only thing you have to use is at least one condom. And yes, you can just blow them up and make balloon animals. Oh, and your artwork can be frozen or refrigerated until the fair tomorrow, if you go that route. Try to keep things clean, 'cause remember that all the school official types are going to see this. Work in pairs or alone. I don't care."

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Under the latest so blah blah collapse blah blah.

Make art!

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Go nuts. Seriously. And add anything of your own that you'd like. But omg, remember that Tick is going to see this, and if you make it dirty, you have to be able to pass it off as clean.

Talk to Becky

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If you have to....

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*sits back and watches the crackiness roll in*

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There's a fox at his feet, yipping excitedly.

Jack's here too!

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Walter used silly putty, because it was easier to get stability that way. He stuffed it into a condom and shaped it into something vaguely resembling the leaning tower of Pisa - if said tower were surrounded by a muddy chocolate pudding moat and decorated by a drag queen with feathers and glitter.

Yeah, Walter's not really any better of an artist than he is a singer.

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Pippi blew up some condoms to make a baloon animal horse and then took glue, water, and newspaper to creat paper-mache strips.

She covered the baloon horse with the paper-mache.

"Oh Walter! That's a very nice... What is that?"

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Tyler looked at the supplies for a long moment before deciding what to do.

He finally set to work on creating a little sculpture of a person, with a blown-up condom for a face, a too-small pipecleaner body, and feathers arranged in a mohawk for hair.

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Peter blew up a condom fully and tied the end together. "Oh jeez, that looks like a penis." he says.

He then rolls up two balls of newspaper and glues them onto the balloon in hopes of making ears for it. "Aw, dammit! Now it looks like balls." he says.

"Maybe if I paint it red I can pass it off as a fire hydrant." he says "Yeah, that's it! And I'll have some white strips coming out the top so it'll look like that stuff that comes out of it."

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Cedric eyes the supplies.

And then he gets an idea. Looking down at Jack, he smiles and stuffs a condom with silly putty before tying the open end off. He uses the permanent marker to write Jack's name on the now filled condom.

Then, he runs a long pipe cleaner through the condom and silly putty and it's finished. A handmade collar for Jack the fox. Not that he's going to put it on Jack but he is pretty amused by the creation.

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"It's either the leaning tower of Pisa, or something anatomically improbable," Walter answered, putting the finishing touches on a couple of silly putty pigeons to put on the top of the tower. Alas, they looked rather like warts.

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"It's certainly... leaning."

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Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor not an artist!

Walter let the tower lean and grabbed a large glob of silly putty, shaping it into something sort of round and putting it near the leaning tower. If the tower were to fall, it would fall on the round thing.

"The Colosseum," he said by way of explanation. "I'm working toward an Italian architecture theme."

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"Very impressive." she said starting on a baloon/condom monkey while the paper-mache dried on the horse.

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"I think it's rather silly." On the other hand balloon/condom horse and monkey were quite creative. "I don't want to be here today. I want to know what's happening to Nadia."

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"Me too." she said glumly, "Did you hear the radio?"

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"Yes," Walter answered equally glumly. "We go to find trouble with that locker and it blows flowers on us, and Nadia just gets sucked in."

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"It sure got a mind of its own..." Pippi nodded setting the monkey aside and making a baloon/condom Pup.

"You're not going to try to go in after her are you? Because I don't think it'll be that easy."

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"I can't just sit around and wait to see when the locker decides to let her go."

He set his "artwork" aside, no longer interested in even pretending to care about the project.

"I know it probably won't be as easy as just getting it open."

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"Well, you know I'm with you whatever you decide."

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