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Sam Eagle ([personal profile] but_mostly_america) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2026-07-30 07:14 pm

Sam Eagle Presents: Weird or Not Weird?

Where had Sam been last week? He wasn't saying. It was Top Secret, obviously.

"Good morning class! Today we shall continue our exploration of things that are weird or not weird. As you are no doubt aware, there is plenty of weirdness to be found on this island on the calmest of days and today is not that calm."

Yes, Sam's luggage was all made of felt. It said things like "Not Patriotic Enough" and "My Child Married An Owl."

"But let us ignore the baggage! Today we shall discuss something that is almost but not always weird! COMIC BOOKS!"

"Obviously," Sam sniffed, "you should be reading literature instead. Much less weird." Sam was not really all that well-read. Shocking. "HOWEVER! There are exceptions! Some comic books are wonderful! Those that are a recounting of the adventures of our dear Captain America are, of course, not weird at all! Merely a colorful documentation of his incredible career!"

"Do any of you have experience with comic books?"
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Hannibal Lecter
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"What do you have against owls?" Hannibal asked, overly innocent.