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John Constantine ([personal profile] talentforlying) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2026-05-21 11:12 am

The Memory of Living - Thursday, Period 1. [5/21]

This? John had NOT signed-up to teach this. Hells, he hadn't signed-up to teach at all this semester.

But then he'd found the course paperwork mysteriously on his desk, and, well, fuck his life.

This had either Zee or Dee's fingerprints all over it, and he wasn't sure which one would be worse.

(Didi. Didi would be worse, for reasons he didn't like to look too closely at.)

"Right. Wake up, you lot, I know it's summer and it's early but if I have to be here, so do you," he said, sitting on his desk. "M' Constantine, the librarian, for those of you that don't know me. Con-stan-teen, thank you very much, not Con-stant-tyne."

LUCIFER.

"So. Welcome to 'The Memory of Living,' which is pretentious as fuck, but I didn't choose it. We'll be looking at the Kübler-Ross model of grief, often referred to as the 'five stages.'"

"Swiss-American psychiatrist Elisabeth Kübler-Ross originally developed stages to describe the process patients with terminal illness go through as they come to terms with their own deaths; it was later applied to grieving friends and family as well, tho that was never her original intent. She noted, 'Most of my patients have exhibited two or three stages simultaneously, and these do not always occur in the same order.'"

"You've probably heard these parroted by people around you at some point, or on the telly." John walked over to the board, picking up the chalk and starting to write.

Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance


"We'll cover one a week, leaving room for whatever nonsense the island wants to throw at us this summer," he said dryly, putting down the chalk and turning around to face the room.

"So, let's get this wake started, yeah? Name, and why you're here. Go."
deathsmajesty: Katie McGrath as Morgana from BBC's Merlin (Angry - Death Glare)

Re: Introductions!

[personal profile] deathsmajesty 2026-05-21 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am Liliana Vess, and I presume I'm here because that overgrown antelope with pretensions has decided that it's tired of living and wishes my assistance in shuffling off this mortal coil," Liliana declared.

You know, in case anyone had missed from her expression and body language how Not About This Life she was.
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Re: Introductions!

[personal profile] not_a_haint 2026-05-21 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Caleb, and uh...well I think I'm here due to some kinda island whimsy. But uh...I guess I'm kinda an orphan a few times over so...there's that."
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Re: Introductions!

[personal profile] stringstothesoul 2026-05-22 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm Erasmus Boone and I'm a necromancer, so I deal with a lot of grieving people," Erasmus said.
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Re: Introductions!

[personal profile] intheeyeofthebeholding 2026-05-22 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Jonathan Sims." Jon grimaced. "I have no idea why I ended up here, but I propose we go for drinks."
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Re: Introductions!

[personal profile] intheeyeofthebeholding 2026-05-22 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
"That's...that's probably wise," Jon agreed. "I suppose smoking is also out, then."

Look, it wasn't that he was dedicated to addictions, it was just that anything was better than talking about feelings.
singlenakedwhat: (sarcastic laugh)

Re: Introductions!

[personal profile] singlenakedwhat 2026-05-22 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Henry," Henry introduced herself. "And I have no fucking clue why this is on my schedule. But here I am."