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but_mostly_america) wrote in fandomhigh2026-05-19 02:17 pm
Sam Eagle Presents: Weird or Not Weird?, Tuesday 5/19, 3rd Period
Some of you probably recognized the large blue felt eagle standing at the front of the classroom. Others might be surprised to see him. Sam didn't care if you were surprised. Sam only cared about educating the youth about weirdness.
“Good morning students!” He said, looking around the room with an eye for oddities.
“I am your professor, Sam Eagle, back on this island to further your education about weirdness. Since you are here I assume you are already acquainted with the concept. However, just in case, we shall have a refresher today!”
“Now. I would like you all to introduce yourselves and tell me if you find yourselves to be weird or not weird. I, of course, am Not Weird.” You could really hear those capital letters when the Muppet spoke.
“But first. This island is extremely weird! Beware! I hope to be able to help you avoid some weirdness during our time together but it is impossible to avoid all weirdness on this island. Weird is everywhere. At all times. Lurking. Waiting to strike. Hiding in plain sight and sometimes not bothering to hide at all.”
“Now. Introduce yourselves!”
“Good morning students!” He said, looking around the room with an eye for oddities.
“I am your professor, Sam Eagle, back on this island to further your education about weirdness. Since you are here I assume you are already acquainted with the concept. However, just in case, we shall have a refresher today!”
“Now. I would like you all to introduce yourselves and tell me if you find yourselves to be weird or not weird. I, of course, am Not Weird.” You could really hear those capital letters when the Muppet spoke.
“But first. This island is extremely weird! Beware! I hope to be able to help you avoid some weirdness during our time together but it is impossible to avoid all weirdness on this island. Weird is everywhere. At all times. Lurking. Waiting to strike. Hiding in plain sight and sometimes not bothering to hide at all.”
“Now. Introduce yourselves!”
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