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Heppy Mundey stoodents! I hupe-a zee veekend hes treeted yuoo vell. Iff it deedn't yuoo joost tell me-a und I veell hefe-a a vurd oor tvu veet it.

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Toorkey sundvheeches

-Meshed Putetues

-Greee Beuns

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"Oh no! What's wrong?"

"I keep talking about stuff I promised not to talk about and it's just going to upset people and I'll have broken a promiceandIdon'tunderstandwhybecauseit'shorribleandIcan'tstoptalkingaboutitandontopofthatItoldWalterIthinkit'shotwhenPipshootsstuffeventhoughit'strueandTimthinkstheideaofmeasacatgirlintheshowerissexyandIdon'tknowwhattothinkaboutthat..."

Nadia blinked. "Well, Pip is hot when he shoots stuff. He's kind of hot, anyway, but I try not to think about him like that because he's like my brother, especially now that I know how he lost his eye. And you were very sexy when you were a cat girl, which would be why I totally freaked out on you the first morning when you woke up that way." Nadia rolled her eyes. "And as you can tell, I apparently can't keep my mouth shut right now, either."

"The sucky fairy made me take his eyepatch off and look at it and I think I have an idea and Idon'twantyoutotellmebecauseit'snoneofmybusnessandI'vebeenafraidhe'smadatmebecauseIcouldn'tstopherfromdoingthatanditupsetsmethatnobodyfindsmesexyunlessI'mposessedbyanevilfuckingfairyoramturningintoacatnotthatIwantyoutofindmesexyandIhadnoideaatthetimebutnowthatIknowyouwerethat'sveryoddbutI'mnotmadoranything."

Nadia took a moment to backtrack over all of that and make sure she thought she could follow what Pippi had said. "Okay, first, I wouldn't tell you. At least I hope I wouldn't. Because it's not my secret to tell and I kind of promised him I wouldn't and I shouldn't even know but the stupid dreams showed me and he confirmed that they were right. Second, it's not that I don't think you're sexy when you're not a cat or an evil fairy, I'm just generally not attracted to girls. Or cats. But if you want to look sexy more often, I can probably help with that because I think you and Pip would be a really great couple, I've just been trying to figure out how to get you two to hook up." Nadia sighed. "And all my subtlety has gone away, but third, you talk really fast. It's kind of hard to keep up."

"I'm sorry. EventhoughIdon'tthinkIwantpeopletokeepupbecauseIdon'twanttobesaynigmostofthisinthefirstplacebecauseifthiskeepsupI'llenduptellingpeoplestuffIpro.icedGrandfatherFabeIwouldn'tIdon'tmindthatyoudon'tfindmesexy... Sorry again."

"That's okay. I'll stop asking you questions. I've already had enough painful truth today, thanks." Like what really happened with the evil Walter and that Adella chick. That was more than she'd really wanted to know.

"Good idea... How's your lunch?"

"Good. But I didn't eat much yesterday, so anything would be."

"You didn't? Why not?"

"I was sick. The radio said I have the plague, but it's wrong because I'm feeling better today."

Pippi nodded. "I think the radio also said that taking a bath or a shower gave you the plauge... So I think it's best if we get our plague related news elsewhere."

"I think so too. I've learned not to take too much of what the radio says seriously, though it does give out useful information sometimes."

"I hope they don't tell everybody all the stuff I've been saying... I've tried to keep my eye out for shrubs."

"As far as I can tell, a lot of people have been saying stuff they don't mean to, like Walter telling me about you and him--" Nadia shoved meshed putetues in her mouth to muffle the rest of that statement. "So it'd be a really really long radio broadcast if they covered everything."

Pippi decides the best thing to do for a few moments is not open her mouth.

Nadia decided something similar and thus was eating very, very quickly.

"I keep having to run away from people..."

"I hadn't thought of that. That's a good tactic, though."

"It's disheartening." Pippi said, "To have to keep running away from people because I might end up telling them about horrible things that could happen to them in the future, or reminding them about things neither of us want to talk about."

"I didn't know you knew about future horrible things. But having to avoid telling people about that is very, very hard on a person."

"I didn't want anybody to know I knew and I didn't know anything. They was all cryptic about it and gave me only enough to make me understand how much they knew and then that weekend happened and I figured out part of it but I've already been through this with Phoebe and I shouldn't be telling you..."

She took a sip of her drink.

"England plays Sweden on the 20th."

Nadia was bound and determined not to ask questions. "We'll have to watch. Get our football hooliganism on."

"Yes, I'll need your help because I think this school is like 75% Brits."

Charlie would be so proud.

"Of course. England beat a South American country, so Sweden must exact vengeance for my home continent."

"Yes, we have better uniforms anyway, even if we are not able to."

"Much better," Nadia agreed. "Though they have David Beckham, and he's very good."

"He's rather handsome as well... But he looks like he knows it."

Yeah, that's not what she meant to say, but it's about somebody they don't actually know so...

"Guys are much less fun when they know they're good looking. But still fun."

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