carbsliftthespirit: (Default)
carbsliftthespirit ([personal profile] carbsliftthespirit) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2026-02-03 12:37 pm

Feeding Yourself 101, Tuesday, First Period

"Okay!" Raiden told his class. "Today we're going to learn about God's perfect food: pizza. Now, this is basic cooking, so we're not going to make pizza from scratch. That's another class. Instead, we're going to explore the wonderful world of frozen pizza. When it comes to frozen pizzas, the world is your oyster. There are all sorts of options in the grocery store now, and if none of those float your boat you can buy a cheese pizza and add the toppings you want to it. Me, I'm a 'more is more' guy, so I go for a supreme or a meat lover's." Mmmm. Meat. "And if you're not adding stuff, you just read the directions on the packaging and follow them. Easy peasy! Just remember to let your pizza cool for a few minutes after you take it out of the oven, so it's not the same temperature as lava. Now, I've got a handwavey selection of pizzas for you guys to choose from, plus some toppings you can add. Get to pizzaing!" That was a verb, right?