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Hellu stoodents! I screped up a lut ooff pooddeeng frum yesterdey su ve'll be-a hefeeng thet fur a vheele-a.

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Cheeseboorgers

-Cheese-a Freees

-Cheesy Puuffs

-Pooddeeng

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In true Dadist fashion, Jamie grabs about twelve cheeseburgers and hides them throughout the cafeteria.

He then takes the cheesy poofs, crushes them into powder and tosses them into the air.

"It's snowing cheese! It's snowing cheese!"

And then flees the cafeteria.

For some reason the Chef thought this was very amusing. He began to toss around cheesy poofs himself until Das Schnitzel pecked him on the leg.

Gwynn came into the cafeteria for the first time since she had been at the school. She peered at the food and selected a cheeseburger as Tim had introduced them to her and she really liked them.

Pippi slid her tray, with a bit of everything on it except the Pooddeeng of which she had quite enough actually.

"Hi Gwynn!"

Gwynn smiled happily. "Hello, Pippi! How are you doing?"

Why yes, Gwynn did in fact miss the togetherness and sneakiness of the cabin.

"Hey guys," Nadia came over after spending a moment watching the chef fling cheesey poofs around. "How's it going?"

"Hale and hardy, as per usual." she answered Gwynn. "Hi Nadia!"

"That's good. Hi Nadia!" She looked at both of them. "The sky has become a bit scary. Is this normal?"

"In that 'this is really really weird' way, yes." Nadia shrugged and sat down. "Everyone having a lovely day, otherwise?"

She might have been in one of those ridiculously good moods that gets obnoxious pretty quick.

"The last time stuff fell from the sky, it was chocolate eggs so... At least nobody will get a concussion from pudding." Pippi mused.

She regarded Nadia with a sly smile. "How'd it go last night?"

Nadia's grin got extra doofy. "Fine. . . ."

"Your mouth says fine but your face says..." Pippi made a face (http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/46720069/9173967).

She sat down and got right back up again with an "Oh!"

"What?"

Pippi reached down to the seat of the chair and picked up a (somewhat smooshed) cheeseburger.

"Well... That was unexpected."

Nadia blinked. "Definitely." She glanced around to see if any other cheeseburgers were wandering around.

"I suppose I should be more careful..."

Nadia peered under the table. "We'll have to look before we sit. Which, when you think about it, at this school we should have been doing before, anyway."

"Pretty much yeah." Pippi said as she checked the seat again before sitting down.

Tim had abandoned the cereal bowl and hat, and now was walking on his knees, resting in his shoes, secured by his shoelaces. "Hey Gwynn. Wow, you've grown."

Gwynn stared... and stared some more.

"Tim?" she squeaked.

He grinned cheerily. "That's me. How's life treating you today?"

Poor Gwynn. She wasn't sure of the etiquette of this situation.

"In a very confusing manner."

"Oh?" Tim said, concerned. "What happened?"

Inwardly, she was flailing as she looked down at him. Then, she had a thought.

"Did someone threaten you to make you walk like that? Tell me and I'll make them sorry."

Tim looked down and frowned. "What's wrong with the way I'm walking?" he asked.

"On your knees?" Gwynn may have whimpered in confusion.

~~some girls find a guy on his knees sexy~~

Tim looked even more confused. "What?" He looked at her like she was confused. Later? BIG apology and explanation.

~~[[*dies*]]~~

Gwynn was inwardly flailing because she just didn't understand what was going on. Still, concern for Tim won out.

"Are you hurt? Did a Faery attack you?"

"No I'm fine. And for the record, Faerie's, the vast majority of them have no interest in attacking mortals. Playing tricks on them sometimes yes. But nothing hurtfull. Mostly they like us."

Gwynn dropped down into her seat. She was lost and a little confused by all of this.

"Adella?"

Tim hopped onto the seat beside her, kneeling, his butt resting on his calves. "She was an exception. Lord Palamon called her Unseelie, which is basically Faerie for bad. She introduced herself to me as `Formerly of her majestie's court` which I believe means that she was kicked out."

Tempe took a cheeseburger and went to her seat. She still had some chocolate pudding that she'd ~~*handwavily*~~ collected during yesterday's pudding storm, so that sat in a bowl beside her, ready to be eaten.

She was reading a newspaper, and periodically snickering at things she found utterly ridiculous.

Ranma walks in looking tired. He has bags unders his eyes as he grabs a cheeseburger and cheese fries. He sits near Tempe pretty much only because he's not paying attention. Normaly he'd grab a seat alone. He eats quietly, still unaware of the other person nearby.

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