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[nadiathesaint]

Nadia shrugged and started cutting up her pancake/waffle sandwhich. "Okay, well first there's the gremlins, which I don't think have actually done anything since the school got exterminators in, but be careful anyway, since they bite. The school sometimes gets attacked by monsters, but everyone pitches in and we all get through okay."

She paused to take a bite of her food.

"The big one is vampires. Vampires are mean, nasty, horrible creatures that sometimes look like someone you trust and care about, but will only cause you horrible pain and get you yelled at by people. I don't think we have any around right now? But it's best to just be careful. Use silver, or crosses or holy water or something. Like, a blessed silver cross would probably work pretty well." Nadia decided she ought to get one of those.