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Food Adventures, Thursday, First Period

"All right, take two!" Raiden declared once his students had met him at Portalocity. "Now with everybody not a pony who's supposed to not be a pony, I hope?" Probably yes. He was going with it. "So, I'm Raiden, and this is Food Adventures, the class where we go places and eat food, or do other fun food stuff. Now, before we head out and start eating, I want to talk about some ground rules that I didn't get to last week." Because he was a pony and that was distracting, okay?

"Rule number one: You do not have to eat the food. If you have an allergy or a religious restriction or something like that, then obviously do not eat the things that applies to. If you have dietary restrictions that are less, I dunno, binding, you may find that different cultures don't accommodate them so well as you're used to. In some cultures 'vegetarian' is a foreign concept, or fish and even chicken may be considered to fall under that umbrella, and anything like low carb or gluten free is going to get you blank looks in some places. You may have to explain what you're talking about, and it may not be possible for it to be accommodated everywhere. So...be prepared for that. But beyond that, you may encounter ingredients or flavor profiles or preparations that are completely new to you in this class, and you may find some of them offputting or even upsetting. You do not have to try those things, but I want you to keep an open mind. That brings us to our second rule, which is to be respectful. The words 'gross' and 'disgusting' are banned in this class. I don't want to hear them. That's somebody's culinary tradition you're talking about, and we are visitors in their society. Think about why they might eat the things they do, and what it is about it that you find 'gross.' And think about trying it. You might like it, and even if you don't, you're more informed than you were before. Does anybody have any questions?"

After he'd paused to allow time for said questions, Raiden clapped his hands together in excitement, looking not unlike a kid about to enter a candy store. "I hope everybody came hungry, because today we're going to one of the greatest food cities in the world and a fantastic example of what happens when different cultures' food traditions meld: New Orleans, Louisiana. If you're unfamiliar, New Orleans got its start as the location of a trading center used by Native American tribes, and when Europeans began colonizing the area the French recognized its strategic location and built a city there at the bend of the Mississippi River. The city was a French colony, then a Spanish one, then it went back to the French before finally being purchased by the United States as part of the Louisiana Purchase. So you've got those different waves of settlers, plus enslaved Africans brought over to work the land, some influences from the Native American tribes in the area, and then later waves of Italian and Vietnamese immigrants--plus a few other groups, like the Irish and Germans, whose influence is felt less in the food but still there.

"If you're confused about the difference between Creole and Cajun, historically it's a whole thing about when and where from you immigrated to Louisiana. The Cajuns spent time in Canada first, you see. But the easiest way to think about it is that 'Creole' culture is focused on the city of New Orleans, and 'Cajun' culture is more out in the country, down in south Louisiana. There are a few places to get good Cajun food in the city, but really you need to head down toward Lafayette for that, because that's where Cajuns live." Gambit was a special case. "There are lots of differences, but the most noticeable one, culinarily speaking, is that Creole food uses tomatoes in things like jambalaya and gumbo, while Cajun food does not, because...I don't know, reasons." The Cajuns had just as much access to tomatoes as the Creoles, so it didn't make a lot of sense to Raiden, who was always in favor of adding over subtracting.

"The local food is very seafood and pork heavy. You can probably figure out why the seafood, and the prevalence of pork is, just spitballing here, probably because you need much less land to raise pigs than cattle, which is great when large portions of the available land are also sort of water and full of alligators, plus pork can be preserved in various ways that, before modern refrigeration, kept better in the heat, like pickling or cured sausages. Speaking of gators, this is also one of the only places in the US you'll regularly find them on the menu, and because carrots don't really grow well here--plus the Spanish didn't really use them--instead of the French mirepoix of celery, onion, and carrot the backbone of Creole cooking is the trinity: celery, onion, and green bell pepper, accompanied, of course, by the pope. That's garlic, see, because a clove of garlic looks kinda like a little pope hat if you squint...yeah.

"One of the greatest examples of culinary fusion I can think of is jambalaya, which, if you know your food history, is pretty clearly what happened when an African cook tried to recreate paella based on a Spaniard's description and using the New World ingredients available to them, and didn't really land on paella but did create something absolutely delicious. Gumbo, the classic soup of the region which is meant to use whatever the hell meat you could get, is thickened either with file," pronounced FEE-lay, "which is pounded sassafras leaves, a very Native ingredient, or okra, which was brought over from Africa. In New Orleans you'll also find some of the best fried chicken you'll ever put in your mouth at places like Dooky Chase or Willie Mae's Scotch House," because this was a New Orleans where the OG Willie Mae's wasn't closed due to a fire, "and it's the birthplace of not one but two great sandwiches, the po'boy and the muffuletta, and you can also get fantastic banh mis, thanks to that wave of Vietnamese immigrants a few decades back. I've heard that the very first brunch restaurant was here, and there's still no shortage of great brunches, especially bottomless brunch." The local restauranteurs knew what hungover tourists wanted.

"Speaking of invented here, the city can lay claim to both Oysters Rockefeller and Bananas Foster, and while we're in the wrong season for king cake you can bet we won't be leaving this city without getting beignets and cafe au lait...ah, man, I could just go on and on, and I'm making myself so hungry. And I haven't even touched on the city's rich cocktail history! But don't worry, most of the places we're going sell booze, and New Orleans is a civilized city, meaning you can take your drink with you while we walk around! It's another hot one today, so I recommend a Pimm's Cup. It's a whole thing here." Had he forgotten some of his students were underage or did he just care as little as your average Bourbon Street bartender? Could go either way. "Let's head through our portal to the French Quarter, where we're going to meet up with our guide and go on a food tour to experience just a little bit of what this amazing city has to offer, and then if you can still move you'll have some free time to explore the French Quarter. Maybe pick up some pralines or hot sauce for souvenirs! Don't worry, you'll get back in time for your next class through the magic of portals or whatever." They might need a nap first after all the food, though...

Before they headed through said portal to a point just outside the entrance to the French Market, Raiden paused to check, "Oh, nobody wore all black, did they? Because we're going to Cafe du Monde, and...yeah, you'll see." If they had to learn the hard way, at least they would learn.
stringstothesoul: (smiley)

Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] stringstothesoul 2025-09-11 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Erasmus didn't understand why they wanted to drink ditch water, but that was their own business.

"And we're only in New Orleans for a little while," he said with a nod of agreement. "We've gotta make the most of it. Have you been here before?"
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Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] afraid_of_marshmallows 2025-09-11 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Bitter ditch water.

"Yep!" Arden said. "I've come here with Ray before, and once with another class about culture. We explored Bourbon Street, but at least it wasn't during Mardi Gras."
stringstothesoul: (neutral Erasmus is neutral)

Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] stringstothesoul 2025-09-11 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Bourbon Street is a circle of hell," Erasmus said solemnly, because he could share his player's opinion even if Raiden wouldn't. "And I'm not even Christian." Then he explained, "My momma used to bring me here sometimes. For 'field trips.'" She would have to imagine the air quotes, because was it really a field trip if it was your one kid you were homeschooling? "To the art museum or the aquarium or whatever. It's only about two hours from home."
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Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] afraid_of_marshmallows 2025-09-11 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, that's pretty neat," Arden said, a little wistfully. Her own home schooling hadn't really been big on 'field trips.' That kinda went against keeping her locked down until she'd mastered her powers sufficiently. "I didn't really go anywhere until I came to the island. But, y'know, portals make trips to far-off places a lot easier. And the school takes crazy vacations in the spring and fall, too."
stringstothesoul: (side eye)

Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] stringstothesoul 2025-09-11 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"I saw something about organized trips in the brochure," Erasmus admitted, "but the brochure...uh, left out a lot of information, clearly. So...define 'crazy.'"
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[personal profile] afraid_of_marshmallows 2025-09-12 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay, so last fall, we went to Quebec City and stayed in this ultra-lux hotel for an entire week, and the fall before that, we went all the way to New Zealand," Arden said. "Of course, my first spring trip, we went to a resort on another planet, but then a spacefaring wish.com Disneyland crashed into the spa's hotel and we ended up having to stay in the park's terrible rooms."

So, you know. Crazy.
stringstothesoul: (side eye)

Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] stringstothesoul 2025-09-12 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Those are...really different levels of crazy," Erasmus observed once he had boggled for a bit and then swallowed his mouthful of snowball. "I'm gonna hope for the first kind, even if the other thing sounds, uh...exciting? I've never been to space. Of course, I've never been to New Zealand either."
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Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] afraid_of_marshmallows 2025-09-12 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm pretty sure the Astrotorium's motto was 'Safety Twelfth,'" Arden said, shaking her head. "And it also had the scariest ride I've ever been on in my life."

Not that she had much in the way of anything to compare it to. But still!
stringstothesoul: (not a happy smile)

Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] stringstothesoul 2025-09-12 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
"I think I'm gonna pass on going to space," Erasmus decided. No, come on. Space could be fun!
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[personal profile] afraid_of_marshmallows 2025-09-12 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
"At least pass on going to the Astrotorium," Arden sighed. "But luxury hotels in far off tropical places? Always acceptable."

Beat.

"...Though we were in Canada in October." So, you know. She'd nearly frozen to death a bunch of times. In the 50s.
stringstothesoul: (yikes)

Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] stringstothesoul 2025-09-12 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
"How did you not freeze to death?" Erasmus asked, with absolutely no hyperbole.
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Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] afraid_of_marshmallows 2025-09-12 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh I..." Arden faltered, and gave him an awkward smile. "I, ah. You know."

She could do this. She could! It was nothing to be ashamed of and nothing she had to hide anymore! Honest! She'd promised herself that she wouldn't lie about it any more!

...She still looked around to make sure nobody, especially no squirrels were in her immediate vicinity, and said, shoulders hunched, "Um. One of my powers involves air temperature regulation."
stringstothesoul: (neutral Erasmus is neutral)

Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] stringstothesoul 2025-09-12 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh!" Erasmus exclaimed. "That's really rare, back home at least. There are some pixies, like frost pixies, that can do it, but--well, frost pixies aren't exactly your most common kind of pixie." And there was probably just the one frost pixie-Pallas cat shifter hybrid. "But it's super useful, I bet!" He wasn't jealous of your powers that were useful in your day-to-day life, Arden, really, he swore.
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Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] afraid_of_marshmallows 2025-09-12 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Please let there only be one. The world couldn't handle that much urban fantasy in a single book.

"Oh, um. That's not...what I am," she mumbled. "Different thing. And, uhh...yeah. Here, it is. Well, not here-here. Fandom."

See how long that jealousy lasts, Erasmus.
stringstothesoul: (scoff)

Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] stringstothesoul 2025-09-12 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Obviously," Erasmus agreed. "You don't have wings or leave sparkly dust everywhere you go. So, what are you? If you don't mind me asking." She was obviously not super comfortable talking about it.
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Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] afraid_of_marshmallows 2025-09-12 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, wow. Way to just rub it in that she didn't have wings, Erasmus. Hurtful.

"I'm a, uh. Air Elemental. But it's not a good thing to be back where I grew up, so I'm only just getting used to admitting it."
stringstothesoul: (neutral Erasmus is neutral)

Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] stringstothesoul 2025-09-12 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Just grow wings already, Arden, Gaia, how hard can it be?

Erasmus considered this. "I don't think we have those, other than--well, some fae will have powers that are tied to one or another of the elements, so I guess that's similar. But you said the fae were super rare where you're from?" And also weirdly chickenshit.
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[personal profile] afraid_of_marshmallows 2025-09-12 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Arden nodded. "We really don't know where Elementals come from," she said. "My mom was a djinn and I thought my dad was human for a long time, but a friend ran some genetic tests and they don't know what he was, but he certainly wasn't human. There's uh. Not a lot of information about us."
stringstothesoul: (shut up)

Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] stringstothesoul 2025-09-12 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Did someone hear a record scratch? Weird. Well, there was a lot of music being played around here.

"Your mom was a djinn?!"
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Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] afraid_of_marshmallows 2025-09-12 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
They were in the French Quarter, of course there was.

"Yeah?" Arden said, looking up at Erasmus because she wasn't sure why that got such a big reaction. Was it the 'part smoke' thing? He knew that djinn could shapeshift, right?
stringstothesoul: (yikes)

Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] stringstothesoul 2025-09-12 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Like--like a djinn, djinn? I--okay, please don't take this as offensive: I didn't know they could, uh. Have kids. Maybe our djinn are different?" Gaia, he really hoped so. Surely someone would know by now if the djinn could reproduce, right?...right?
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Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] afraid_of_marshmallows 2025-09-12 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeeees?" Arden said, frowning. "Where else to baby djinn come from? I mean, sure, it's pretty rare, but it happens."
stringstothesoul: (looking for it)

Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] stringstothesoul 2025-09-12 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
"There aren't any baby djinn," Erasmus told Arden, confused. "No one knows how--I mean, we know where they came from. Witches made them."

Now they could both be confused!
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Re: New Orleans!

[personal profile] afraid_of_marshmallows 2025-09-12 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
They could also keep trading one another No, what the fuck are you talking about looks.

"No? Djinn had civilizations while humans were still mastering fire. In fact, I'm pretty sure that Duke said djinn gave humans fire, since their natural forms are smoke and flame."
stringstothesoul: (shut up)

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[personal profile] stringstothesoul 2025-09-12 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't know what their natural forms are," Erasmus told her. (Humans. It was humans.) "I've never met one and I hope to keep it that way. But the witches definitely made them. That's why they and the warlocks had their whole dramatic schism." His dad would have an apoplexy if he knew he was talking about it like that.

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