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fandomhigh2025-08-18 11:47 am
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2 Problem 2 Creative, Monday, August 18, 2025
Today class was in the Danger Shop. What dire task was going to be set before them for their final? Whatever it was, it was behind curtains because your teachers loved themselves a dramatic reveal. "Welcome to our final time together, though I also encourage everyone to take our upcoming class in the Fall, which will include fewer gifts for the teachers."
But probably not zero gifts for the teachers, now that Anakin had learned he could get people to bring him gifts.
Speaking of, it was time to present your latest and last offerings.
Once they had been judged, Ahsoka led each student in turn to a plinth near the curtains. "We will be judging the skill and speed of your roasting skills today," she informed them. "After each figure behind the curtain is revealed, you must roast them as quickly and relevantly as possible. Fastest roaster wins, best roaster gets bonus points."
"For clarification," Anakin said with a little smile at Henry, "we mean you should say mean but funny things about the figures, not cook them."
Did Ahsoka seem especially amused right now? Maybe.
But probably not zero gifts for the teachers, now that Anakin had learned he could get people to bring him gifts.
Speaking of, it was time to present your latest and last offerings.
Once they had been judged, Ahsoka led each student in turn to a plinth near the curtains. "We will be judging the skill and speed of your roasting skills today," she informed them. "After each figure behind the curtain is revealed, you must roast them as quickly and relevantly as possible. Fastest roaster wins, best roaster gets bonus points."
"For clarification," Anakin said with a little smile at Henry, "we mean you should say mean but funny things about the figures, not cook them."
Did Ahsoka seem especially amused right now? Maybe.
Get ready to roast!
"Roast each character the quickest. Your roast must be relevant to the character. Quickest average response time wins."
The first cubicle contains a taxidermy lamb, mounted on a piece of wood. The second cubicle contains a doll of a young girl with long hair, a white dress, and a pearl necklace. The third cubicle contains NPCAnakin. (Actual Anakin did not know about this.) The fourth cubical is bald mannequin dressed in a gray-and-black-striped sweater and khaki trousers. The fifth cubical is the plush Anakitty is the same gray-and-black-striped sweater and khaki trousers.
RNG says:
Rey Skywalker
Steve Rogers
Jonathan Sims
Henry of Skalitz
Vi
Lydia Bennet
Cal Kestis
Rey, how could you.