Sam Eagle (
but_mostly_america) wrote in
fandomhigh2025-06-19 01:24 pm
American National Park Tours with Sam Eagle, Thursday 6/19, period 2
“This week, students, we shall be visiting Mammoth Cave National Park in Kentucky! There will be no actual mammoths for they are extinct!”
Well. Muppet rules applied so a Muppet Mammoth was not out of the question here. Sam wouldn’t even be that surprised if it happened.
“We shall be exploring the caves, of course! There are tours to experience. That is what I shall be doing! Now, be aware you will not be able to see the entire cave system. There is over 426 miles of caves and we simply do not have time. Come, come hurry up”
Well. Muppet rules applied so a Muppet Mammoth was not out of the question here. Sam wouldn’t even be that surprised if it happened.
“We shall be exploring the caves, of course! There are tours to experience. That is what I shall be doing! Now, be aware you will not be able to see the entire cave system. There is over 426 miles of caves and we simply do not have time. Come, come hurry up”

Sign In [6/19]
Re: Sign In [6/19]
Re: Sign In [6/19]
Re: Sign In [6/19]
Explore the Park [6/19]
Avoid claustrophibia by staying above ground!
Look into the Visitor's Center!
Re: Explore the Park [6/19]
Talk to Sam [6/19]
The Muppet Mammoth might be lurking somewhere
OOC [6/19]