Creative Problem Solving, May 26, 2025 [2nd period]

[sith_happened]

The classroom smelled delicious today. This possibly had something to do the large table set off to one side with a drop sheet covering a large stack of...something.

"Good morning," Anakin said with a slightly evil smile. "Welcome back to class. I am already looking forward to your egg photos."

No, you couldn't hear the Imperial March playing softly, that would be silly.

Once judgement had been passed on the photos and all the rules lawyering had wound up, Ahsoka pulled the drop cloth off the table with the Force, revealing several dozen pizza boxes.

More worrisomely, the pizza boxes had oven mitts with chopsticks attached to them stacked neatly next to them. There were enough chairs for everyone to sit and...deal with whatever problem this was.

Ahsoka cleared her throat and started reading off her clipboard. "Your task is to de-pineapple the pizzas while wearing your chopstick gloves, placing the pineapple in the bowls. At the end of the task your pineapple will be juiced and most juice wins. You may politely ask for a new pizza. In Italian." You all knew Italian, right? "You have three minutes from when I blow my whistle."

Comments

De-Pineapple your pizzas!

[sith_happened]

Your task is to de-pineapple the pizzas while wearing your chopstick gloves, placing the pineapple in the bowls. At the end of the task your pineapple will be juiced and most juice wins. You may politely ask for a new pizza. In Italian. You have three minutes!

[OOC: RNG says: Steve McGarrett
Quinn Maybrook
Henry of Skalitz
Vi
Lydia Bennet
Cal Kestis
Jonathan Sims
Eleanor Zarrin]

Re: De-Pineapple your pizzas!

[grenadesandohana]

"This is culturally insensitive to me as a person from Hawaii," Steve said, "even if Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada."

Re: De-Pineapple your pizzas!

[thatsmysword]

"This really would all be more fun if we were drunk," Henry muttered.

But he was a blacksmith's son, so he wasn't about to be thwarted by small and delicate instruments. He moved pretty fast.

Re: De-Pineapple your pizzas!

[giveittoyoursister]

Vi was making her way through this task at a respectable pace, though it was possible she'd be doing even better if she wasn't sneaking stray bits of pineapple into her mouth rather than her bowl.