First Aid (Fandom Style), Friday, Period 3

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"There are giant lizards invading the town today," Don said, and took a sip of his Starbucks, which had accompanied him without incident on his commute through said giant lizards. Look, he was from Marvel 616 New York. He'd had way worse commutes. "So I won't keep you long. If you're new: Welcome. These things happen. First things first, introduce yourselves. Name, rank, serial number--I kid. I do want your names, though, so I can put faces to the roll, and if you could fill me in on your existing familiarity with first aid training so I know what I'm working with, that would be great.

"Now let's talk about our giant lizard friends. What sort of injuries can we expect to see from a fight with a giant lizard? Well, they've got teeth, they've got claws, so expect some scratching and biting injuries, a lot of sewing up holes. Probably tetanus shots all around. But are they venomous? How do we treat that? They might throw someone into a building or something, so you might want to look for concussions, and maybe some broken bones.

"But now let's reconsider. What if it turns out we've been going about this all wrong, and the lizards are friendly? How do we treat the giant lizards we injured before we figured that out? Discuss." He leaned back against the desk and sipped his coffee.

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Like there are giant lizards.

Introductions

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You know the drill.

Discuss!

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How do you deal with giant lizards needing first aid?

Talk to Don

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Fair warning, he won't be sticking around long after he finishes his coffee. Thor is itching to introduce some lizards to Mjolnir.

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Had to run the cat to the vet this morning. She's fine, just dramatic.