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Relax and Chill, Friday - 1st Period
Cara and Jane had quite obviously been ransacking previous classes for this one, as the Danger Shop was set up in a surprisingly harmonious mish-mash of pretty much every meditation room sim in its databanks. There were soft mats, gentle lighting, trickling water features, zen gardens. The works.
Of course, this effect did not extend to at least one of your teachers, who looked decidedly unzen.
"Welcome to Relax and Chill." It was starting to feel like the office moose was dropping hints with these classes, honestly. But the other teacher was going to just power on through that. "I'm Dr. Jane Foster and this is Cara. We'll be your instructors here."
"For those of you who may have been misled by the class name, the 'and chill' is not a euphemism." If Cara seemed to have directed that at certain members of the class, well, she had to read radio notes, often. "This is a class about 'wellness', whatever that means."
"...oh, I hadn't even thought about that." Clearly, Jane. "But that's right. We'll be working with yoga and meditation and... maybe sometimes one of those rage rooms where you smash stuff."
#selfcare
"Become some violence is good for the soul." Or a lot of violence. All of the violence, really.
"But first, let's get started with some basic yoga poses and introductions," Jane said quickly.
"Yes, let's." Cara could possibly sound less enthused. If she tried really hard.
Of course, this effect did not extend to at least one of your teachers, who looked decidedly unzen.
"Welcome to Relax and Chill." It was starting to feel like the office moose was dropping hints with these classes, honestly. But the other teacher was going to just power on through that. "I'm Dr. Jane Foster and this is Cara. We'll be your instructors here."
"For those of you who may have been misled by the class name, the 'and chill' is not a euphemism." If Cara seemed to have directed that at certain members of the class, well, she had to read radio notes, often. "This is a class about 'wellness', whatever that means."
"...oh, I hadn't even thought about that." Clearly, Jane. "But that's right. We'll be working with yoga and meditation and... maybe sometimes one of those rage rooms where you smash stuff."
#selfcare
"Become some violence is good for the soul." Or a lot of violence. All of the violence, really.
"But first, let's get started with some basic yoga poses and introductions," Jane said quickly.
"Yes, let's." Cara could possibly sound less enthused. If she tried really hard.
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Was Jane looking for class ideas? No, no. Noooo. Don't be silly.
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Good lord, if he'd thought the class was that, he never would have signed up.
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