Health Education, Thursday, Period 3

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"Okay," Don said, looking only slightly jittery, because he could handle this. He was a professional. "I decided it would be best to rearrange the schedule and talk to you today about safe sex. For reasons." Pollen reasons. "I'm basically obligated to remind you the safest option is not having sex at all--zero chance of STDS--uh, I guess they're calling them STIs now? Sexually transmitted infections--or pregnancy that way. But, let's face it, no one's perfect and you're probably not monks." Or eunuchs. So let's talk about how to use various forms of protection."

Don got through the handwavey lecture and demo (with a banana, you pervs) on how to use things like condoms and dental dams with only minimal embarrassment, because he was, in fact, a professional, but if one looked closely the tips of his ears were rather red, and when he finished he stumbled over, "Does anyone--does anyone have any questions?" because he maybe dreaded a little what those questions might be.

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Sign In

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It's that week!

Re: Sign In

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Eleanor Zarrin

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Flint

During the Lecture

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Info you can use!

Re: During the Lecture

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Things had progressed a long, long way since 1715, and Flint was at a complete loss as he wrote down all manner of new terminology and wondered what the girls in the brothel used. (He didn't generally partake.)

Talk to Don

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For any questions you might not want to share with the rest of the class.

OOC

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Practice pollen responsibly, kids!