Lunch, Thursday

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Guud murneeng stoodents! I hupe-a yuoo slept vell. I vuooldn't knoo ebuoot zee vhule-a cebeen seetooeshun. I'fe-a nefer beee cempeeng beffure-a in my leeffe-a. I ger reshes ieseely.

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Mecurunee und Cheese-a

-Seled

-Clem Chooder

-Jellu

Comments

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Oh, what workshop?" Jude foolishly decides to take a drink at this point.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Sex Ed." Pippi said, not paying attention to any possible imbibing of tasty beverages.

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Ow. And that was pop through his nose. Ow ow ow . . . Jude coughed a few times from the fizz and began mopping up the pop, his eyes watering a bit. "C-cool," he managed to say.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi looks slightly alarmed and waits for Jude to start calling her "Fernando"...

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Jude continues meekly eating his macaroni and trying not to think of Pippi in any kind of sex-related context.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"... Are you okay?" Pippi asked as her mun made plans to make a "cleavage" icon

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Fine, bra, just fine," Jude squeaked. Hmmm, macaroni. It wasn't KD, but it was good enough.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi has a million dollars lots of gold pieces. So she doesn't have to eat KD, but she still would.

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

But with really fancy dijon ketchups.