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fandomhigh2025-02-07 09:49 am
somethingwithturquoise) wrote in fandomhigh2025-02-07 09:49 am
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So You're New To The Multiverse....; Friday, First Period [02/07].
Summer was looking a little overly tired today, clinging to a cup of coffee as she had everyone meet her at portalocity this morning for class. She had firmly decided that she needed to include Thursdays as a black-out day for being on call for monster fighting in other dimensions, because yesterday's battle in REF-123 against basically a giant Hutt made out of pizza had gone on way longer than it should, and the only thing that eventually broke the guy down was her and a few other Summer getting high and...
....you know what? She did not want to talk about it. Or see another pizza again for as long as she lived.
(Lies, this anti-pizza rhetoric would last literally until the next time she was high, so, you know, probably tomorrow).
Thankfully, she already had a goodcopy-pasta easy class in her pocket for exactly this sort of situation. They were having a movie day, and a movie day in this class meant taking the class to what seemed like any average movie theater on a quaint little small city street with an ice cream shop just a few doors down that will become relevant in a few moments.
"Okay, guys," she said, once they were in the theater and could avail themselves to snacks before going inside to find a seat, "here's the thing. Sometimes, the real f'ed up thing is that there are some pretty awesome things in the multiverse that exist in other dimensions but not others, and some of the fun of other dimensions is discovering these things that are slightly different from your dimension, which we've talked about a little already, but much, much better. Take, for example, Ball Fondlers--not what it sounds like! In this dimension, as well as several others, Ball Fondlers is a TV show that has nothing to do with fondling balls and everything to do with action-packed adventure, explosions, and bad-ass protagonists. It's about a ragtag team of unique personalities who go on covert missions for the army, usually in tropical jungle settings, and they fight a lot of people and it's all action, no-holds barred fun, and Fulgora is kind of a personal hero of mine, you'll see what I mean. Anyway, Ball Fondlers only exists in some dimensions, and there's only a few of those where they actually expanded it out into a full movie franchise, a Ball Fondlers extended universe, so to speak, but lucky for you all, I've been to one of those dimensions so I know that this beautiful thing exists, and now I'm going to share it with you.
"Now," she added, "the interesting thing about this particular dimension is that, while we were here this one time, a complicated series of events that we will not go into lead to giant spiders invading the planet." She held out a hand as if to already placate Jonassuming he was there, feeling strangely like they'd done all this before despite knowing full well that they had. "Don't worry, they worked it out and came to a peace agreement and honestly they're very uninvolved in the daily life here, but, as part of the peace treaty, all ice cream in this dimension now also has flies in it. So after the movie, we're heading over to the ice cream parlor to see it for yourself. You don't have to try the fly ice cream, but if you're brave enough, I actually highly recommend it, you'd be surprised how well it works, and, of course, you can always eat around it, but it's always important to keep in mind how the little things can sometimes make all the difference, you know?"
....you know what? She did not want to talk about it. Or see another pizza again for as long as she lived.
(Lies, this anti-pizza rhetoric would last literally until the next time she was high, so, you know, probably tomorrow).
Thankfully, she already had a good
"Okay, guys," she said, once they were in the theater and could avail themselves to snacks before going inside to find a seat, "here's the thing. Sometimes, the real f'ed up thing is that there are some pretty awesome things in the multiverse that exist in other dimensions but not others, and some of the fun of other dimensions is discovering these things that are slightly different from your dimension, which we've talked about a little already, but much, much better. Take, for example, Ball Fondlers--not what it sounds like! In this dimension, as well as several others, Ball Fondlers is a TV show that has nothing to do with fondling balls and everything to do with action-packed adventure, explosions, and bad-ass protagonists. It's about a ragtag team of unique personalities who go on covert missions for the army, usually in tropical jungle settings, and they fight a lot of people and it's all action, no-holds barred fun, and Fulgora is kind of a personal hero of mine, you'll see what I mean. Anyway, Ball Fondlers only exists in some dimensions, and there's only a few of those where they actually expanded it out into a full movie franchise, a Ball Fondlers extended universe, so to speak, but lucky for you all, I've been to one of those dimensions so I know that this beautiful thing exists, and now I'm going to share it with you.
"Now," she added, "the interesting thing about this particular dimension is that, while we were here this one time, a complicated series of events that we will not go into lead to giant spiders invading the planet." She held out a hand as if to already placate Jon
Sign In - SYNTTM, 02/07.
Re: Sign In - SYNTTM, 02/07.
Re: Sign In - SYNTTM, 02/07.
Re: Sign In - SYNTTM, 02/07.
Listen to the Lecture - SYNTTM, 02/07.
Class Activity: Watch the Movie - SYNTTM, 02/07.
There's action! There's excitement! There's senseless violence! There's explosions! So, so many explosions! And a bad guy named Normalhead Regulararms who absolutely does not have a normal head or regular arms for this dimension at all.
And in the end, it all just seemed to have been one elaborate advertisement for a drink called ClargLite.
Class Activity: Ice Cream! - SYNTTM, 02/07.
Summer is getting the coffee ice cream today, the one where you can't tell if that was just a fleck of coffee bean or fly in every bite!
Talk to the Teacher - SYNTTM, 02/07.
OOC - SYNTTM, 02/07.