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Habits of Highly Efficient People [Monday, Period Three]
At the front of the classroom was a pirate and also a rogue archaeologist who you could be forgiven for thinking was a space pirate.
"Welcome to Habits of Highly Efficient People, sweet things," Isabela greeted them. "I am Captain Isabela and this is my college Doctor Aphra."
"The thing a lot of people get wrong about efficiency is that they mistake it for productivity," Aphra said. "They assume that if they maximise efficiency then they'll have their wage slaves working at maximum effort for maximum productivity, forever, which is a bunch of bantha poodoo. Not even droids can do that, and I've known some highly efficient droids." She would not be elaborating on what those droids where highly efficient at. No need
to bring the mood down.
"The real key to being efficient is learning the ways to use your effort effectively," Isabela explained. "Maximum result for minimum effort, and then you've got the rest of your time to focus on the actually important things. For example, today we'll be doing introductions, both because of tradition, but also because it allows us to effectively fill out a class period without having to come up with some ridiculously complex task for you to complete."
Was this actually a class on how to be a highly effective slacker? The world would never know.
(It totally was.)
"Welcome to Habits of Highly Efficient People, sweet things," Isabela greeted them. "I am Captain Isabela and this is my college Doctor Aphra."
"The thing a lot of people get wrong about efficiency is that they mistake it for productivity," Aphra said. "They assume that if they maximise efficiency then they'll have their wage slaves working at maximum effort for maximum productivity, forever, which is a bunch of bantha poodoo. Not even droids can do that, and I've known some highly efficient droids." She would not be elaborating on what those droids where highly efficient at. No need
to bring the mood down.
"The real key to being efficient is learning the ways to use your effort effectively," Isabela explained. "Maximum result for minimum effort, and then you've got the rest of your time to focus on the actually important things. For example, today we'll be doing introductions, both because of tradition, but also because it allows us to effectively fill out a class period without having to come up with some ridiculously complex task for you to complete."
Was this actually a class on how to be a highly effective slacker? The world would never know.
(It totally was.)

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