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fandomhigh2024-11-14 08:12 am
needsacatchphrase) wrote in fandomhigh2024-11-14 08:12 am
Fun Animal Facts, Thursday - 1st Period
Jane had a leopard in headlock as class started this week. Because somehow this place was continuing to surprise them.
"Hi! Hey! Sorry, we're just--" Trying to keep it from eating any faces.
Cara was quite sensibly keeping her face away from the leopard, and not really helping Jane wrestle with it. Look, she wasn't allowed to use her agiels on it, it was endangered or something. "Apparently leopards are both notoriously fond of eating faces, and continually surprising people when they do so."
"Maybe next time we just go to the zoo," Jane suggested, wrangling said leopard as best she could. Poor creature. Thinking only of murder all day.
"And don't leap face first into the leopard enclosure." Because it seemed people needed to be told that.
"Hi! Hey! Sorry, we're just--" Trying to keep it from eating any faces.
Cara was quite sensibly keeping her face away from the leopard, and not really helping Jane wrestle with it. Look, she wasn't allowed to use her agiels on it, it was endangered or something. "Apparently leopards are both notoriously fond of eating faces, and continually surprising people when they do so."
"Maybe next time we just go to the zoo," Jane suggested, wrangling said leopard as best she could. Poor creature. Thinking only of murder all day.
"And don't leap face first into the leopard enclosure." Because it seemed people needed to be told that.